[SeafoodGumbo]

How about we force-feed him an entire rotten pig so that he doesn’t starve to death?

[penowa]

"How about we force-feed him an entire rotten pig so that he doesn’t starve to death?"

Nice idea, but I don't think we could convince the Iraqis to go along with it, unfortunately. How about if we get them to keep him on an IV until they straighten out the legal difficulties holding up his execution? Or maybe he needs a feeding tube inserted into his gut. It would be a shame if he missed his hanging by committing suicide, don't you think?

[delacoert]

...or

Force feed him a frozen pot roast through the top of his skull.

[Dave Elias]

“How about we force-feed him an entire rotten pig so that he doesn’t starve to death?”

I don’t think he was particularly devout

[phillyfanatic]

A bullet in the brain.