[OldMissileer]

“And she’s got a face like the north end of a south-bound horse.”

Or make a train take a dirt road!

[dfwgator]

Or as Clint Eastwood put it in “Heartbreak Ridge,” “She’s the poster child for a prophylactic.”

[PzLdr]

Has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink

So ugly she’d make an onion cry.

In high school, she prayed for acne.