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Chelsea Clinton Has The Ass Of Life
Philadelphia Weekly ^ | 04/21/2008

Posted on 04/21/2008 11:03:42 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd

Chelsea Clinton was in town Friday night, and boy did she have a fabulous time! And why not: She hit all the gay bars in Center City, along with Ed Rendell and Rob Reiner. She even went to Tavern on Camac and Sisters! (Her pub crawl also included Woody's and Bump. What, no Uncle's?)

When Chelsea was little, Rush Limbaugh called her ugly and everybody got mad at him. But nobody's calling Chelsea unattractive now. "Chelsea, the gays love you," shouted one gay person. "We love your highlights -- you're gorgeous baby!" said another, which prompted bisexual hottie Anne Dicker to say, "Maybe they're swingers." Sadly, Chelsea could not visit the now-closed Club Kama Sutra to find out.

But Chelsea Clinton was also sexually harassed by at least one person, and not just Christopher Murray, above in the photo, who said Chelsea "has got the body and ass of life."

"I grabbed her ass," shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea and campaign staff escorting her.

You grab that ass of life, girl!

Sadly, that woman has now been tracked down and fired from her job for grabbing Chelsea Clinton's ass.


TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: assoflife; chelsea; clinton; firstprincess; homosexualagenda; kneepadbrigade; plasticsurgery
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To: yarddog

“”nobody’s calling Chelsea ugly now”

I beg to disagree.”

Maybe she only looks good from behind, hence the focus on her ass.


61 posted on 04/21/2008 11:25:19 AM PDT by Slapshot68
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To: traumer
Got the Ass of Life, and the face to guard it !!

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62 posted on 04/21/2008 11:25:30 AM PDT by Ouderkirk (Hillary = Senator Incitatus, Clintigula's whore...er, horse.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

“But Chelsea Clinton was also sexually harassed by at least one person, and not just Christopher Murray, above in the photo, who said Chelsea “has got the body and ass of life.”

Sexually harrassed, how nice. Chelsea, these are your parents consituents...how proud huh?


63 posted on 04/21/2008 11:26:16 AM PDT by Slapshot68
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To: Responsibility2nd

Chelsea isn’t bad looking.

Her politics are what’s ugly.


64 posted on 04/21/2008 11:26:54 AM PDT by sauropod (Forgive me Gore, for I have emitted.)
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To: traumer


65 posted on 04/21/2008 11:27:03 AM PDT by catbertz
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To: Responsibility2nd

>> “Chelsea, the gays love you,” shouted one gay person. “We love your highlights — you’re gorgeous baby!”

What a wonderful compliment, Chelsea!

Guys who don’t like women say you’re hot.

Don’t let it go to your head! ‘kbye.


66 posted on 04/21/2008 11:27:26 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (I'm not voting FOR John McCain -- I'm voting AGAINST Hillary/Obama)
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To: Doctor Raoul

Dunno.


67 posted on 04/21/2008 11:27:43 AM PDT by dighton
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To: Ouderkirk

>> Got the Ass of Life, and the face to guard it !!

...and they’re INTERCHANGEABLE, to boot!!!


68 posted on 04/21/2008 11:28:33 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (I'm not voting FOR John McCain -- I'm voting AGAINST Hillary/Obama)
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To: maggief
"someone yelled out “Chelsea when are you going to run for Office,?” Chelsea answered that she would someday"

Well, well, first explicit statement I've seen that Chelsea is indeed embracing the "family business" (crime at public expense). I keep wondering how she can have anything to do with public life for her mama when she knows how many lies are being told, how depraved the Clintonistas are, etc.

The FACT is that she is one of them and has completely embraced the life of mendacity and depravity embodied by her parents. She no longer should get any 'pass' from criticism, she is not a child but a 27 year old adult who is helping perpetrate her mother's lies upon the public.
69 posted on 04/21/2008 11:28:45 AM PDT by Enchante (Obama: All you dumb, bitter "typical white people" must learn to say "God D--n America!")
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To: Responsibility2nd
Wouldn't this be considered pimping her out?

Oops. Hope I don't get banned or suspended or somethin.

70 posted on 04/21/2008 11:29:33 AM PDT by McGruff
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Sadly, that woman has now been tracked down and fired from her job for grabbing Chelsea Clinton's ass.


71 posted on 04/21/2008 11:30:00 AM PDT by maggief
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To: dfwgator

How about a pterodactyl?


72 posted on 04/21/2008 11:30:11 AM PDT by wastedyears (The US Military is what goes Bump in the night.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

-she’s got her mama’s double chin........

-ass of life? isn’t that as insulting as “pimping her” was?

yep, these people are really classy.


73 posted on 04/21/2008 11:30:19 AM PDT by tioga
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To: Responsibility2nd

“Girl, I am almost drunk enough!”


74 posted on 04/21/2008 11:30:26 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who call themselves Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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To: Slapshot68

Just don’t dare say that Chelsea is being “pimped out” — what’s a little sexual harassment among consenting adults? (I suppose it’s not really harassment if the fool welcomes it)...... Anyway, sexual harassment is part of the Clintonista lifestyle.....


75 posted on 04/21/2008 11:31:48 AM PDT by Enchante (Obama: All you dumb, bitter "typical white people" must learn to say "God D--n America!")
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To: vietvet67
Looking at the spawn of Satan takes me back to that scene in "Grumpier Old Men", when Sophia Loren's mother said (at the church on their wedding day) "My son in law has a face like a mackerel!"
76 posted on 04/21/2008 11:32:26 AM PDT by infantrywhooah
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To: maggief

77 posted on 04/21/2008 11:32:30 AM PDT by traumer
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To: dfwgator

“To call her ‘ugly’ would be an insult to ugly people.”

As spokesman for The “Association for Ugly Americans” we are outraged at this injustice. Chelsea should be referred to a ass-ugly or butt-ugly. 2-bagger or coyote-ugly are also acceptable.


78 posted on 04/21/2008 11:32:56 AM PDT by Hacklehead (Crush the liberals, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the hippies.)
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To: maggief

I’ve seen better

Heck, my friend’s girlfriend has a better one.

Oops...

(sorry James, even though you don’t read this site)


79 posted on 04/21/2008 11:33:21 AM PDT by wastedyears (The US Military is what goes Bump in the night.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Chelsea meets Cuba Gooding Jr. at a Philly gay Bar!
80 posted on 04/21/2008 11:34:00 AM PDT by Holicheese (Hillary deserves the CMoH for her time in Tuzla!)
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