Amicus curiae, “Friend of the Court” brief filed by The Flying Inmans.
IN THE FREEPER COURT
OF PUBLIC OPINION
RELIGION DIVISION
LADY LAWYER,
)
Plaintiff, )
) No. 4:23CV2008
)
) JURY TRIAL
DEMANDED
UNNAMED FREEPER SWINE )
)
Defendants )
As representation secured by The Flying Inmans (TFI), the TFI believe Lady Lawyer is attempting to impose a new previous unrecognizable standard as pertaining to thread jurisprudence precedence. By transforming the previous standard known as ordre public to a swine-based standard of odor public, this “messing” with words flung at the broadest of targets is amounting to a pig sty.
Given the etymological development of the word “sty” as having originated in its native tongue from the word, “stewardship,” this lack of civil stewardship in combination with an appeal to base unFReeperable mollification collaterally conducted at-large in shameless disregard of a civil preponderance of posts, only serves to inject greater oxidation of an e-process that remains unedified when such occurrences of thread hydrous ferric oxide (rust erosion) is unveiled in the form of condescension and e-frowning.
Furthermore, overbroad and vague and amorphous language--not to mention being potentially limitless in extension so as to be untenable and workable as regards public exchange—threatens to return FReeper civilization to utter barbarism. Such vague and undefined terms that prevent legitimate discourse allow unbridled discretion to be circulated and imposed upon the FReeper community at will.
As Pacific Legal Foundation attorneys filed in an Amicus Curaie involving an appeal before the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, “as America's founders warned us long ago, vague law is the most dangerous sort of oppression, because it allows rulers to punish anything at any time, by simply redefining the ambiguous words in the law.”
We second that legal emotion, only broaden its application: “as America's founders warned us long ago, vague claims are the most dangerous sort of oppression, because it allows self-assigned thread policemen to arrest any comment at any time, by simply redefining the ambiguous words in the thread.”
The Flying Inmans seek redress regarding its inflammatory treatment as The Oinking Porkmans, and respectfully request relief from such injurious words.
The Flying Inmans
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Cordially,
Wel, Goooooooolllllleeeeeee
We’uns got us a fair dinkum mouth piece person..
Ah rart gud un
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Now, those are funny. It appears I enjoy porcine humor.