IN THE FREEPER COURT
OF PUBLIC OPINION
RELIGON DIVISION
LADY LAWYER
)
Plaintiff, )
) No. 4:23CV2008
v. )
) JURY TRIAL DEMANDED
UNNAMED FREEPER SWINE )
)
Defendants. )
DEFENDANTS UNNAMED FREEPER SWINE MOTION FOR MORE DEFINITE STATEMENT IN RESPONSE TO PLAINTIFF’S COMPLAINT
COME NOW Defendants Unnamed FReeper Swine (“FReeper Swine”) and move this Court pursuant to Rule 12(e) of the Federal Rules of FReeper Procedure for a more definite statement of Plaintiff’s Complaint. Defendants FReeper Swine need a more definite statement so that they can understand and accurately respond to Plaintiff’s allegations. Specifically, FReeper Swine are entitled to a more definite statement that clarifies: (1) which of FReeper Swine statements are alleged to attack another’s religion “the way these people do”. 2) Which of FReeper Swine are alleged to be a “vile person” and 3) Which “vile” FReeper Swine are alleged to dwell in nests.
I.
LEGAL STANDARD
A complaint must plead facts sufficient to (1) put the defendant on notice of the claims alleged against it, and (2) reasonably permit the defendant to respond to the allegations. Darwin Inc. v. Creation Specialty Co., 322 FR. Supp. 2d 260, 265 (E.D.N.Y. 2004). Under Rule 12(e), “if a post to which a responsive post is permitted is so vague or ambiguous that a poster cannot reasonably be required to frame a responsive pleading, the poster may move for a more definite statement before interposing a responsive post.” FR. R. Civ. P. 12(e). Despite the liberal pleading requirements under Rule 8, “[a] motion for more definite statement is proper when a poster is unable to determine issues he must meet, or where there is a major ambiguity or omission in the complaint that renders it unanswerable.” restornu. v. Religion Mod., No. 4:06CV01117 RWS, 2006 N&A 3210497, at *4 (E.D. Mo. Nov. 3, 2006) (citing Tinderbox v. Flame War Asbestos Underwear Dist., 207 FR. Supp. 2d 951, 959 (E.D. Mo. 2001)). Ultimately, an accused depraved and wicked ought to have “sufficient knowledge of the facts alleged to enable it to answer the complaint and defend itself.” AntiPhonometrics, Inc. v. Hospital Barf Alert Franchise Sys., 203 FR.3d 790, 794 (Fed. Cir. 2000). For this reason, the pleading requirements are intended to “permit the court and the litigants to know, at the pleading stage, who is being complained about and the grounds for same, thereby facilitating the just, speedy, and inexpensive determination of the action.” Bay at the Moon., Inc. v Decaf Mfg., LLC, No. 06-C-1010, 2006 WL 3469599, at *3 (E.D. Wis. Nov. 29, 2006).
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II.
DEFENDANTS FREEPER SWINE ARE ENTITLED TO A MORE DEFINITE STATEMENT DESCRIBING WHICH OF THEIR NUMEROUS POSTS OVER THE YEARS ARE ACCUSED OF VILENESS AND WHICH POSTER ARE ALLEGED TO DWELL IN NESTS.
In the Motion for More Definite Statement, Original Defendants allege that the Complaint provides absolutely no indication whatsoever as to which statements made by Defendants actually give rise to the allegations of turpitude. The Original Defendants also correctly noted that Plaintiff fails to identify the specific claims of wickedness Original Defendants’ statements are alleged to violate.
Likewise, Plaintiff’s claims in its Amended Complaint of Wickedness against Defendant FReeper Swine fail for the same reasons. Similar to the Original Defendants, FReeper Swine make, and over a decade covered by the statements made, have made countless statements. Plaintiff’s allegations give FReeper Swine (and the Court) no clue as to which statements are subject to Plaintiff’s allegations. Plaintiffs’ Complaint simply reads that FReeper Swine “attack another’s religion the way these people do. And there is a nest of such vile people on FR”, etc. See First Amended Complaint, ¶¶ 27, 32. In order to answer Plaintiffs Complaint, Defendants would be forced to evaluate each and every one of their statements over the years against each of the various claims of post #22, and determine which ones cames from nests. This task is entirely unmanageable and unduly burdensome. As such, FReeper Swine are entitled to a more definite statement.
Under Rule 8, Plaintiff has the simple burden of identifying specific turpitudous posts. If Plaintiff has a good faith basis that actual turpitude occurred, it can surely identify the posts which supposedly are terpitudous.
Plaintiff identifies no specific statement or post by FReeper Swine at any time that infringes any identified claim in controversy. See First Amended Complaint. As such, FReeper Swine request the Court to order Plaintiff to provide a more definite statement for the same reasons set forth in Original Defendant’s Motion for More Definite Statement, referenced and incorporated herein.
III.
CONCLUSION
For the foregoing reasons, Defendants are entitled to a more definite statement and respectfully requests that this Court require Plaintiff to amend its Complaint (1) to specifically identify the statements and FReeper Swine that Plaintiff is accusing of turpitude in #22, 2) Which of FReeper Swine are alleged to be “vile”” and 3) Which “vile” FReeper Swine are alleged to dwell in nests.
Dated: April 23, 2008 Respectfully submitted,
Diamond
SOVEREIGN, GRACE & MERCY L.L.P.
1776 Calvin Dr.
Arminius, Texas 75503
(666) 794-HELL (telephone)
(666) 79H-ADES (facsimile)
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Amicus curiae, “Friend of the Court” brief filed by The Flying Inmans.
IN THE FREEPER COURT
OF PUBLIC OPINION
RELIGION DIVISION
LADY LAWYER,
)
Plaintiff, )
) No. 4:23CV2008
)
) JURY TRIAL
DEMANDED
UNNAMED FREEPER SWINE )
)
Defendants )
As representation secured by The Flying Inmans (TFI), the TFI believe Lady Lawyer is attempting to impose a new previous unrecognizable standard as pertaining to thread jurisprudence precedence. By transforming the previous standard known as ordre public to a swine-based standard of odor public, this “messing” with words flung at the broadest of targets is amounting to a pig sty.
Given the etymological development of the word “sty” as having originated in its native tongue from the word, “stewardship,” this lack of civil stewardship in combination with an appeal to base unFReeperable mollification collaterally conducted at-large in shameless disregard of a civil preponderance of posts, only serves to inject greater oxidation of an e-process that remains unedified when such occurrences of thread hydrous ferric oxide (rust erosion) is unveiled in the form of condescension and e-frowning.
Furthermore, overbroad and vague and amorphous language--not to mention being potentially limitless in extension so as to be untenable and workable as regards public exchange—threatens to return FReeper civilization to utter barbarism. Such vague and undefined terms that prevent legitimate discourse allow unbridled discretion to be circulated and imposed upon the FReeper community at will.
As Pacific Legal Foundation attorneys filed in an Amicus Curaie involving an appeal before the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, “as America's founders warned us long ago, vague law is the most dangerous sort of oppression, because it allows rulers to punish anything at any time, by simply redefining the ambiguous words in the law.”
We second that legal emotion, only broaden its application: “as America's founders warned us long ago, vague claims are the most dangerous sort of oppression, because it allows self-assigned thread policemen to arrest any comment at any time, by simply redefining the ambiguous words in the thread.”
The Flying Inmans seek redress regarding its inflammatory treatment as The Oinking Porkmans, and respectfully request relief from such injurious words.
The Flying Inmans
Hysterical!!! Love it :)
You have waaaaaaayyyyy too much time on your hands!
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