PIC (phallic inadequacy compensator)
Dittos. I wonder what they are thinking, that people are going to go, “Whoa, he’s got some really big ole balls hanging from his truck, he’s probably got bigguns his own self!” LOL.
I generally exercise my option to consider the driver a moron and give an appropriate wide berth.
Also, seems the article could have been more specific that this truck accoutrement is designed to look like the scrotal sac of a bull, rather than the male human. It seems that should be obvious but then...
Old joke warning...(turn on Scottish burr accent)
An American took his Scottish friend to a baseball game and was explaining the rules about when the batter hits the ball, he runs to first base to avoid a throw that would put him out. The Scotsman liked this and was quite boisterous with each hit: "Run, laddie, run!!!"
As the pitcher tired in the later innings, a batter got to four balls and proceeded to take his base at a walk. The Scotsman bellowed, "Run, laddie, run!!" His American companion told him the batter could walk because he had four balls. The Scotsman smiled and yelled, "Walk with pride, laddie, walk with pride!"