[Das Outsider]

Look, I got two daughters – 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby. I don't want them punished with an STD at age 16, so it doesn't make sense to not give them information.

The first twenty-three words sound nice, but--if I'm beating a dead horse here, I apologize--just what are those "values and morals?" that he would instill in his daughters?

Kids make mistakes; that is a given. A child is not a punishment. There are options for pregnant teens (and in some cases, pre-teens) other than abortion, but the point would be lost on Obi-Wanna Snowme, Master of the Farce.

[Army Air Corps]

Notice that he used the future tense with regard to teaching values and morals. He said that he is "going to teach them first about values and morals." So, he hasn't been teaching them these things all along?