On another note, we know that obama was just dissin' us hillbillies in front of his gun grabbin', pro-homosexual, big money benefactors solely for the cash. This was a private function and the unwashed masses weren't supposed to know what went on. I think he may have been setting them up for a loss in PA and other remaining primaries (We just won't vote for a black man, donchano)Too much may finally be catching up.
But I am sure Obama does not think there is really a God. Therefore he won’t be judged for taking guns away from citizens to protect himself from the anger that is sure to follow his taking of control of those who think they have their own lives to live. Mostly small town folks who Obama seems to despise.
(I am getting TV Parody Fever now spoofing my second favorite show)
This isn’t good at all, but this is sort of what I thought because of Obama’s comments.
Jed Clampett: What chu say Jethro, those darned Drysdales invited Barack Obama up there? What is a Barack? Is that a new kind of hog?
Jethro: No pa. That there’s a young looking feller. He tore up that Drysdale place real good having a garden party. He really got Mrs. Drysdale impressed with his country bumpkin speech, you think he was talking about us?
Jed: No, I sat out by the cement pond and heard the whole world. Said he was talking about guns, and religion, and being bitter. Well, shucks, I don’t know about being bitter but I do know about them guns and religion.
Granny: What he say about them guns? I am a gonna treat him to some of my special liquor, why he is like us folks. Finally a hillbilly from back east coming to Californny to charm us hillbilly folks.
Jed: Hush up Granny, you are missing the best parts.
“And they get bitter and they get guns, religion, Anti-Trade”
Jed: What chu think he is saying Jethro?
Jethro: I don’t know pa but it is something about anti-trains.
Jed: I never heard bout that kind of trains. Perhaps they is new?
Granny: Shhh! Oh there is Mr. Drysdale assistant, Hillary, my she is in love with Jethro
Jethro: Oh stop it Granny. C’mon let’s get Ellie May, I heard them talkin bout that saving them animals thing. Ellie May!
Ellie May Clampett: Yes Pa?
Jed Clampett: Let’s go over there and see what they are doing. I wonder if Mr. Drysdale can give me some money for that them saving the animals thing that they are having.
Hillary: Oh Mr. Drysdale, I have a new appointment for you. Oh what on Earth are you doing with this elitist fool?
Mrs. Drysdale: He is our customer and he wants to make a big deal in our bank in case those guys in the small towns go haywire like the hillbillies next door.
Mr. Drysdale: Run along and be sure to put the Save the Animals Convention at 11:00, I do not want to embarrass our duck hunter Annie Oakley.
Hillary: Can I talk to you in private?
Mr. Drysdale: Sure
Hillary: What on earth is Obama doing there don’t you know he is wanted in Pennsylvania
Mr. Drysdale: I thought that he would love a vault in our bank, he has lots of money you know
Hillary: But the bank called to say that Obama doesn’t have a vault in your bank and wishes to prosecute us for thinking that we would have one
Mr. Drysdale: We are typical white people. Let him have his vault because in the business world we must respect the wishes of a customer, and make more money that way.
Jethro: Why howdy there, neighbors oh hello Barack.
Obama: Hello And who might you be?
Jed: Name’s Jed Clampett, how may I be of service to you?
Obama: I am glad you asked, you see if you have ever heard of a 46 year old black man named Obama asking for change, would you say yes?
Jed: I have got this change in my pockets ::pulls out quarters:: but I don’t see a black man asking for change
Obama: No, no I mean political change.
Jed: What is this politics stuff?
Ellie: Must be my bugs that I got back from the farm. I always loved those poly ticks.
Obama: (you hillbillies) I meant politics, politics
Ellie: That is what we were saying
Jed: Yeah, what might be the meaning of this?
Obama: Don’t you all want change?
Ellie: We are rich enough because of Pa here. Say, weren’t you that feller at that bowling alley in Pennsylvanier.
Obama: Yes
Ellie: We watched that box called the Tellevison Staton. We don’t know what it does but we saw you in there, thought you was a bug like those poly ticks and tried to squash you.
Mr. Drysdale: These are neighbors of mine. I am sure you met Jed...
Obama: I am leaving, good day y’all!
Hillary: And I am in no ways tired for dealing with you Mr. Drysdale.