(I am getting TV Parody Fever now spoofing my second favorite show)
This isn’t good at all, but this is sort of what I thought because of Obama’s comments.
Jed Clampett: What chu say Jethro, those darned Drysdales invited Barack Obama up there? What is a Barack? Is that a new kind of hog?
Jethro: No pa. That there’s a young looking feller. He tore up that Drysdale place real good having a garden party. He really got Mrs. Drysdale impressed with his country bumpkin speech, you think he was talking about us?
Jed: No, I sat out by the cement pond and heard the whole world. Said he was talking about guns, and religion, and being bitter. Well, shucks, I don’t know about being bitter but I do know about them guns and religion.
Granny: What he say about them guns? I am a gonna treat him to some of my special liquor, why he is like us folks. Finally a hillbilly from back east coming to Californny to charm us hillbilly folks.
Jed: Hush up Granny, you are missing the best parts.
“And they get bitter and they get guns, religion, Anti-Trade”
Jed: What chu think he is saying Jethro?
Jethro: I don’t know pa but it is something about anti-trains.
Jed: I never heard bout that kind of trains. Perhaps they is new?
Granny: Shhh! Oh there is Mr. Drysdale assistant, Hillary, my she is in love with Jethro
Jethro: Oh stop it Granny. C’mon let’s get Ellie May, I heard them talkin bout that saving them animals thing. Ellie May!
Ellie May Clampett: Yes Pa?
Jed Clampett: Let’s go over there and see what they are doing. I wonder if Mr. Drysdale can give me some money for that them saving the animals thing that they are having.
Hillary: Oh Mr. Drysdale, I have a new appointment for you. Oh what on Earth are you doing with this elitist fool?
Mrs. Drysdale: He is our customer and he wants to make a big deal in our bank in case those guys in the small towns go haywire like the hillbillies next door.
Mr. Drysdale: Run along and be sure to put the Save the Animals Convention at 11:00, I do not want to embarrass our duck hunter Annie Oakley.
Hillary: Can I talk to you in private?
Mr. Drysdale: Sure
Hillary: What on earth is Obama doing there don’t you know he is wanted in Pennsylvania
Mr. Drysdale: I thought that he would love a vault in our bank, he has lots of money you know
Hillary: But the bank called to say that Obama doesn’t have a vault in your bank and wishes to prosecute us for thinking that we would have one
Mr. Drysdale: We are typical white people. Let him have his vault because in the business world we must respect the wishes of a customer, and make more money that way.
Jethro: Why howdy there, neighbors oh hello Barack.
Obama: Hello And who might you be?
Jed: Name’s Jed Clampett, how may I be of service to you?
Obama: I am glad you asked, you see if you have ever heard of a 46 year old black man named Obama asking for change, would you say yes?
Jed: I have got this change in my pockets ::pulls out quarters:: but I don’t see a black man asking for change
Obama: No, no I mean political change.
Jed: What is this politics stuff?
Ellie: Must be my bugs that I got back from the farm. I always loved those poly ticks.
Obama: (you hillbillies) I meant politics, politics
Ellie: That is what we were saying
Jed: Yeah, what might be the meaning of this?
Obama: Don’t you all want change?
Ellie: We are rich enough because of Pa here. Say, weren’t you that feller at that bowling alley in Pennsylvanier.
Obama: Yes
Ellie: We watched that box called the Tellevison Staton. We don’t know what it does but we saw you in there, thought you was a bug like those poly ticks and tried to squash you.
Mr. Drysdale: These are neighbors of mine. I am sure you met Jed...
Obama: I am leaving, good day y’all!
Hillary: And I am in no ways tired for dealing with you Mr. Drysdale.
Has potential.