The patient asked for the bad news first and the Dr told him that he has AIDS.
The patient responded, "AIDS...OH MY GODDDD IM A DEAD MAN!!!!! everyone will think I'm queer, what will I tell my family?, give me the other news doc"
The doc said, "You also have Alzheimer's."
The patient responded, "Alzheimer's? what a relief, for a minute there I thought you were going to tell me I have AIDS."
So, the doctor tells the man that his wife either has AIDS or Alheimers.
The poor guy asks: “How do I know which one she has?”
The doctor says: “Take her for a drive, and drop her off somewhere. If she finds here way back home....don’t go to bed with her.”