Ahhh, but you see, June 12th is a Thursday.
In addition to the carbon-belching festivities, I’ll be commuting over 100 miles, if I go to work that day. And I might drive even farther if I go fishing, in which case I’d be taking the 15mpg van instead of the 25mpg sedan.
Right ... Thursday. I’ll go to Weight Watchers, then, but not in the van.