Posted on 04/11/2008 5:47:55 AM PDT by Squidpup
I don’t suppose the “Six Million Dollar Man” would have been as impressive if he’d had only one bionic leg.
Lee Majors is “The Two Million Dollar Man”.
“We can rebuild him. We can make him faster, stronger, ... cheaper ...”
.
Well, I thought it would be a kick.
I didn't know they had Technicolor cave paintings, but the strong resemblance remains to this day. *\;-)
Only if one of his legs was normal. The bionic leg would be lethal!
Hiya, Bob!
Sounds like a Six Sigma process. Usually it's "pick any two..."
Actually, the artist got the legs wrong, but still...the “important stuff” is all there. ;o]
Great piccies, Ms. Feather! LOL!
When are you coming to Vegas again? Do I have to wait for you to win another poetry contest?
LOL!
:o])
Maybe we can get Ralph Macheo to do the movie. He’s got the “Crane” pose mastered.
I don’t know. Such a “Bionic Man” wouldn’t be much of a superhero, but I guess the bad guys would keep him hopping.
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What’s this place? Are there any penguins?
I'm doing great! I wrote a whole book today!
Uh ... except for that "getting all the words down" part.
Bump! :)
You are really punny, Bob....
I think you need to provide the penguins. It would seem we are SERIESLY lacking is said humor!
A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son
walking to school.
He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to
give him
the feeling that he had some independence but yet know
that he was
safe . So she had an idea of how to handle it.
She asked a neighbor if she would please follow
him to school in
the mornings, staying at a distance, so he probably
wouldn’t notice her. She said that since she was up early with her
toddler
anyway , it would be a good way for them to get some
exercise as
well , so she agreed.
The next school day, the neighbor and her little
girl set out following behind Timmy as he walked to school with
another
neighbor girl he knew. She did this for the whole week.
As the two
walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy’s
little friend noticed the same lady was following them as she seemed to do every day all week.
Finally she said to Timmy, ‘Have you noticed that
lady following
us to school all week? Do you know her?’
Timmy nonchalantly replied, ‘Yeah, I know who she
is.’
The little girl said, ‘Well, who is she?’’
That’s just Shirley Goodnest ,’ Timmy replied,
‘and her daughter
Marcy.
‘’Shirley Goodnest ? Who the heck is she and why
is she following us?’
‘Well,’ Timmy explained, ‘every night my Mom makes
me say the 23rd
Psalm with my prayers, ‘ cuz she worries about me so
much. And in
the Psalm, it says, ‘Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall
follow me
all the days of my life’, so I guess I’ll just have to
get used to
it !’
; The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make
His face to shine
upon you, and be gracious unto you; the Lord lift His
countenance
upon you, and give you peace.
May Shirley Goodnest and Marcy be with you today
and always.
I know you smiled! I sure did, Pass this on and
brighten someone
else’s day.
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Rats. I was SO hoping we could get together...
How are things going for you, now that “glob-al whining” is in remission?
THAT’s worth sharing! Thanks!
*hug*
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