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FreeRepublic ^ | April 11, 2008 | JR

Posted on 04/11/2008 5:47:55 AM PDT by Squidpup

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To: sionnsar; Monkey Face; Tax-chick

I don’t suppose the “Six Million Dollar Man” would have been as impressive if he’d had only one bionic leg.

Lee Majors is “The Two Million Dollar Man”.

“We can rebuild him. We can make him faster, stronger, ... cheaper ...”

.

Well, I thought it would be a kick.


161 posted on 04/30/2008 5:29:17 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (If "Global Warming" had started earlier, the Titanic would have made port ... in Chicago.)
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To: Monkey Face
Hey! sion! Did you know I was in COLOR??? LOL! (It’s so nice to be recognized!)

I didn't know they had Technicolor cave paintings, but the strong resemblance remains to this day. *\;-)

162 posted on 04/30/2008 5:31:15 PM PDT by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: NicknamedBob

Only if one of his legs was normal. The bionic leg would be lethal!

Hiya, Bob!


163 posted on 04/30/2008 5:32:04 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Expose yourself to new people, but make sure none of them are undercover cops.)
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To: NicknamedBob
“We can rebuild him. We can make him faster, stronger, ... cheaper ...”

Sounds like a Six Sigma process. Usually it's "pick any two..."

164 posted on 04/30/2008 5:32:45 PM PDT by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: sionnsar

Actually, the artist got the legs wrong, but still...the “important stuff” is all there. ;o]


165 posted on 04/30/2008 5:33:03 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Expose yourself to new people, but make sure none of them are undercover cops.)
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To: Soaring Feather

Great piccies, Ms. Feather! LOL!

When are you coming to Vegas again? Do I have to wait for you to win another poetry contest?


166 posted on 04/30/2008 5:34:27 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Expose yourself to new people, but make sure none of them are undercover cops.)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL!


167 posted on 04/30/2008 5:39:23 PM PDT by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: sionnsar

:o])


168 posted on 04/30/2008 5:40:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Expose yourself to new people, but make sure none of them are undercover cops.)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar

Maybe we can get Ralph Macheo to do the movie. He’s got the “Crane” pose mastered.

I don’t know. Such a “Bionic Man” wouldn’t be much of a superhero, but I guess the bad guys would keep him hopping.


169 posted on 04/30/2008 5:42:13 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (If "Global Warming" had started earlier, the Titanic would have made port ... in Chicago.)
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To: Monkey Face
LOL!! When are you coming to Vegas again? Do I have to wait for you to win another poetry contest?
Face, those contests are $$$$$$ expensive! I go to compete, to learn if I am a winner. LOL Thousands of poets there. I won in Washington, DC for the book contract, but lost in Vegas.
So the answer would be yes, you are gonna have to wait.


170 posted on 04/30/2008 5:43:17 PM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...)
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To: Squidpup; al baby; Auntbee; BJClinton; Dashing Dasher; dfwddr; exile; Feiny; Finger Monkey; ...
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"Tard" refers to the ping list members and not to the subject of the thread!

List of Ping Lists

171 posted on 04/30/2008 5:45:45 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; NicknamedBob

What’s this place? Are there any penguins?


172 posted on 04/30/2008 5:48:50 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Como estrella en claro cielo, de fulgente resplandor, escogida fue Maria por designo del Senor.)
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To: Monkey Face
"Hiya, Bob!"

I'm doing great! I wrote a whole book today!

Uh ... except for that "getting all the words down" part.

173 posted on 04/30/2008 5:50:15 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (If "Global Warming" had started earlier, the Titanic would have made port ... in Chicago.)
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To: EveningStar

Bump! :)


174 posted on 04/30/2008 5:51:08 PM PDT by Enterprise ((Those who "betray us" also "Betray U.S." They're called DEMOCRATS!))
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To: NicknamedBob

You are really punny, Bob....


175 posted on 04/30/2008 5:51:15 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Expose yourself to new people, but make sure none of them are undercover cops.)
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To: Tax-chick

I think you need to provide the penguins. It would seem we are SERIESLY lacking is said humor!


176 posted on 04/30/2008 5:52:10 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Expose yourself to new people, but make sure none of them are undercover cops.)
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To: Monkey Face

A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son
walking to school.
He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to
give him
the feeling that he had some independence but yet know
that he was
safe . So she had an idea of how to handle it.

She asked a neighbor if she would please follow
him to school in
the mornings, staying at a distance, so he probably
wouldn’t notice her. She said that since she was up early with her
toddler
anyway , it would be a good way for them to get some
exercise as
well , so she agreed.

The next school day, the neighbor and her little
girl set out following behind Timmy as he walked to school with
another
neighbor girl he knew. She did this for the whole week.
As the two
walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy’s
little friend noticed the same lady was following them as she seemed to do every day all week.

Finally she said to Timmy, ‘Have you noticed that
lady following
us to school all week? Do you know her?’
Timmy nonchalantly replied, ‘Yeah, I know who she
is.’
The little girl said, ‘Well, who is she?’’
That’s just Shirley Goodnest ,’ Timmy replied,
‘and her daughter
Marcy.
‘’Shirley Goodnest ? Who the heck is she and why
is she following us?’
‘Well,’ Timmy explained, ‘every night my Mom makes
me say the 23rd
Psalm with my prayers, ‘ cuz she worries about me so
much. And in
the Psalm, it says, ‘Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall
follow me
all the days of my life’, so I guess I’ll just have to
get used to
it !’

; The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make
His face to shine
upon you, and be gracious unto you; the Lord lift His
countenance
upon you, and give you peace.
May Shirley Goodnest and Marcy be with you today
and always.
I know you smiled! I sure did, Pass this on and
brighten someone
else’s day.


177 posted on 04/30/2008 5:52:20 PM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...)
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To: EveningStar
Welcome to the May home of the Undead Thread!

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What's this all about?

Zotland the Craven
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Some guidelines for posting on this thread.
Some highlights of this thread.
Spawn of the Undead Thread:
The May Chronicles (redux)
Ping!

FReepmail sionnsar if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

Read: The April Chronicles (redux)

178 posted on 04/30/2008 5:53:22 PM PDT by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: Soaring Feather

Rats. I was SO hoping we could get together...

How are things going for you, now that “glob-al whining” is in remission?


179 posted on 04/30/2008 5:54:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Expose yourself to new people, but make sure none of them are undercover cops.)
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To: Soaring Feather

THAT’s worth sharing! Thanks!

*hug*


180 posted on 04/30/2008 5:56:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Expose yourself to new people, but make sure none of them are undercover cops.)
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