Posted on 04/10/2008 6:38:28 PM PDT by JACKRUSSELL
FUNTASTIC is recalling about 26,000 sets of "Hillbilly Teeth." The gray surface paint on the teeth contains excessive levels of lead, violating the federal lead paint standard.
This recall involves a 2-pack fake Hillbilly Teeth with item # 2657. The item number is printed on the packaging. The gums are brown and the teeth are yellow.
The false teeth were sold at grocery, drug, convenience, and mass retailers nationwide from March 2005 through March 2008 for about $2. They were made in China.
Consumers should immediately take the recalled toy away from children and contact FUNTASTIC for information on receiving a refund.
For additional information, contact FUNTASTIC at (800) 434-5207 between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. CT Monday through Friday or visit the company's Web site at www.funtastictoy.com.
The recall is being conducted in cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC).
"GARSH!!!"
See why the Gov. of New York went top dollar? Tranny hookers from the dollar store aren’t worth the money...
IMO, only people who are already insecure, “sensitive” and paranoid about themselves get upset when a “joke” is told about their particular societal subset.
[Hillbillies pity anyone not so fortunately born so we laugh along and probably know more ‘hillbilly jokes’ than the flatlanders do.]
Perhaps “insults” only have real impact *if* the insulted person knows there’s a grain of truth in there, somewhere.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go brush my tooth and tune my banjo.
[gots me uh 5 genny-rashun famblee reeeyoonun a’comin’ ep un thar’ll be put-nyeer 10 folks thar un Ah gotta luk muh baste, yuh ken.]
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Congressman Billybob
Exactly.
I guess the mass culture has yet to catch on to the fact that “hillbilly” is the white equivalent of “sambo.”
Or maybe they don’t care.
Damn. I thought only hookers and donkeys could open their mouth that wide.
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