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To: FreeManDC
If you have a party full of men watching something on TV, and you run out of dip, the following will happen: There will be a discussion centering around who got dip last, whose TV it is, and the distance of each man to the kitchen. The Alpha dog will be determined, and someone will be assigned the task of obtaining dip.

If you have a party full of women watching something on TV, and you run out of dip, the following will happen: The group will begin an involved discussion on the type of dip they last had, how they felt about that, about possible recipes each has enjoyed in the past, then adjournment to the kitchen, followed by a review of ingredients on hand. Several possible dips will be proposed, along with a discussion of whose party they were at when they first tried them. Consensus will finally be arrived at and a recipe chosen, and the group will oversee the actual production of the dip.

68 posted on 04/10/2008 7:05:16 AM PDT by 50sDad (Liberals: Never Happy, Never Grateful, Never Right.)
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To: 50sDad
You forgot to mention that all of the women will recall what they were wearing when they tried their first dip. The discussion will also include the types of shoes they were wearing at the time, which pretty much guarantees that they will never make it back to the TV.
70 posted on 04/10/2008 7:09:57 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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