Report rape? Nah. Report a murder? Nah. Report burglary or theft? Nah. Report smokers? Ve must crush zee evil zmokers, comrades! It is for zee greater good!
Oh, you’ll get a kick out of this. Last summer I was on a OUTDOOR patio (balcony). I was with three ARMY men, and we were enjoying the beautiful weather, a chat, and a smoke. Somebody called the Cleveland Police on us. Guess who spoke up to the nice police offer? (Hint in wasn’t the three men in uniform.) :-)