Son, for the love of God Almighty you need to do something. One of the following is needed:
1) Stop drinking triple mad dog 20/20's at lunch
2) Raise your standards
3) See an opthamalogist because you are going blind.
I’d add one to your list...get laid more often! Or better yet, ask Eliot for a hook-up.
From the perspective of a 14 year old -— no problem...
From the perspective of a mature adult male — she’s at least a 1 bagger and approaching coyote ugly....
I can still remember being 14.......and would have leaped at the chance to lose my “shyness” with this skank.
These boys need to learn to be a little grateful and to keep quiet about such matters..
YES — I am guilty of a double standard...
Boys are not in the same situation of girls being “molested” by adults...