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President Obama's 1st Day in Office
WorldNet Daily ^
| April 4, 2008
| Melanie Morgan
Posted on 04/04/2008 1:03:38 PM PDT by no dems
The mainstream media have already crowned Sen. Barack Hussein Obama our next president. Sure, they had a little hiccup when they actually peeked into Obama's spiritual mentor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, a radical preacher who hollered black power from the pulpit. But the media are back on track now. So we might as well get used to it: President Obama.
As a service to America, I've taken a look ahead to President Obama's first day in the Oval Office.
President Obama calls his first Cabinet meeting.
Obama: OK brothers and sisters. Let's begin this incredibly historic day, a day when the very first African-American leader took the reins of this soon-to-be great country, with a prayer.
Rev. Wright, would you please lead us in a spiritual gathering, something that will bring us all together: the Muslims, Christians, Buddhists and maybe even reach out to our Jewish brothers and sisters?
Wright: Yes, brother, uh, President Obama. Lord, we want to thank you for this opportunity to transform the White House, the House led by rich, white men, into the House of Color. We pray that you will exorcise this house of the demons ...
Obama: Thank you, reverend ...
Wright: The white devils ...
Obama: Could Sergeant of Arms Hillary Clinton please bring order to the Oval Office.........
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TOPICS: Government
KEYWORDS: obama; obama44; obamasdayinoffice
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This would be funny if it wasn't so scary.
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posted on
04/04/2008 1:03:43 PM PDT
by
no dems
To: no dems
What flag would replace the Stars and Stripes flying over the White House? Rainbow flag, UN flag?
2
posted on
04/04/2008 1:08:44 PM PDT
by
unkus
To: no dems
What scares me the most is the messianic awe and devotion his groupies seem to have. I expect they will be camped out around the White House, burning incense and sprinkling flower petals for the dawn of the New Age of America.
It scares me to think that whatever Obama proposes in his baritone voice will be unconditionally accepted by his groupies as the word of God.
And for the same reasons, it scares me if Obama does become the Democratic nominee...because his groupies don't care about Wright or Islam or anything else. They have seen the face of God! They have finally been proud of their country! They are the ones they have been waiting for! Yes, they can.
3
posted on
04/04/2008 1:08:59 PM PDT
by
Sender
(Stop Islamisation. Defend our freedom.)
To: no dems
They mean Associate Supreme Court Justice Hillary Clinton.
4
posted on
04/04/2008 1:11:27 PM PDT
by
GunsareOK
To: no dems
I agree. The thought just scares me!
5
posted on
04/04/2008 1:11:43 PM PDT
by
xuberalles
("Barack Obama: Change Is A Dime Bag!" http://www.cafepress.com/titillatingtees.225246874)
To: no dems
Will he put white lawn jockeys out in front?
6
posted on
04/04/2008 1:15:44 PM PDT
by
toddlintown
(On Obama's moral compass, "N" doesn't stand for "North.")
To: no dems
I never ever want to see that headline ever again! Barf!
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posted on
04/04/2008 1:18:15 PM PDT
by
vpintheak
(Like a muddied spring or a polluted well is a righteous man who gives way to the wicked. Prov. 25:26)
To: no dems
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posted on
04/04/2008 1:21:26 PM PDT
by
hsalaw
To: vpintheak
“President Obama, this is Zhu Bangzao. You will remove your Carrier Task Forces in the Pacific Ocean to a position east of the International dateline and those in the Indian Ocean to a position west of the Prime Meidian. To assure you of our seriousness we will launch a DF-41 with 2 W-22 warheads on it at Los Angeles. You will not retaliate. Do you understand?”
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posted on
04/04/2008 1:25:39 PM PDT
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: unkus
10
posted on
04/04/2008 1:43:00 PM PDT
by
phs3
(Call a terrorist a freedom fighter, I call you the enemy.)
To: Sender
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posted on
04/04/2008 1:43:26 PM PDT
by
stockpirate
(McCain, Hillery with a war record. Time to run a 3rd party conservative for POTUS!)
To: massgopguy
geez. he's one guy. we could easily survive 4 years of this crank. The greatness of America is the sum of her parts. I truly believe that the Constitution has built in firewalls to ensure our safety in the event that the unspeakable happens. Cooler heads will prevail. McCain, although not by any means my first choice, will probably sail to victory. I cannot imagine the day that we elect a Black nationalist or a proven congenital liar to the presidency
12
posted on
04/04/2008 1:53:16 PM PDT
by
atc23
To: no dems
The scary thing for me is if it should ever happen, he and he alone pics his cabinet, want to get sick over who he would pic!
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posted on
04/04/2008 2:52:26 PM PDT
by
ronnie raygun
(I'd rather be hunting with dick than driving with Ted)
To: ronnie raygun
Al Sharpton-Sec. of Treasury
Jesse Jackson-Sec. of State
Dennis (the token) Kucinich-Sec. of Defense
Algore-Sec. of Energy and EPA
I can’t go on.
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posted on
04/04/2008 3:18:06 PM PDT
by
unkus
To: massgopguy
Mr.Zhu,
We will indeed be moving our Carrier Battle Groups as you have requested. We will, however leave one of our Ohio class submarines on station, and if you commit any hostile acts against the Unites States to “assure us of your seriousness”, I assure you that all of its 24 Trident c4 slbm’s with a total of 192 MIRVed 100kt W76 nuclear warheads will be launched against targets of our choice.
Do you understand?.
President if the Unites States
ADemocratNoMore
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posted on
04/04/2008 4:03:02 PM PDT
by
ADemocratNoMore
(Jeepers, Freepers, where'd 'ya get those sleepers?. Pj people, exposing old media's lies.)
To: Sender
I expect they will be camped out around the White House, burning incense and sprinkling flower petals for the dawn of the New Age of America.
LOL !!! That's good!
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posted on
04/04/2008 4:27:28 PM PDT
by
no dems
(Barack Obama's Pastor is nuttier than a squirrel turd.)
To: atc23
I cannot imagine the day that we elect a Black nationalist or a proven congenital liar to the presidency
Or worse yet, "the day we elect a Black Muslim Marxist to the Presidency"
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posted on
04/04/2008 4:29:47 PM PDT
by
no dems
(Barack Obama's Pastor is nuttier than a squirrel turd.)
To: no dems
Bumpin’ one scary scenario
18
posted on
04/04/2008 4:57:25 PM PDT
by
Syncro
To: no dems
The odds are probably about 50/50 that Obama will be sworn in with his hand on a Koran.
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posted on
04/04/2008 7:23:49 PM PDT
by
Mike Darancette
(Obama: America is the greatest country on the earth, Help me bring change.)
To: Mike Darancette
It’s the Koran or the Little Red Book.
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posted on
04/04/2008 7:30:36 PM PDT
by
Straight Vermonter
(Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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