COLUMNA UNO 'Somos mexicanos y queremos regresar a donde nacimos'

Los Angeles Times ^ | April 2, 2008 | Anna Gorman

[Haddit]

I have no idea what this article says, but apparently the Los Angeles Times is now printing in Spanish. That is newsworthy to me.

[SERKIT]

Can I press “1” for English?

[Regulator]

I always knew they would end up here.

The endgame for the LA Times and its shilling for Mexican occupation of Los Angeles is, of course, simply abandoning English and becoming just another Mexican newspaper.

Most of the Americans stopped reading it a long time ago. If they buy it now, it's for the furniture ads, or the classifieds.

[mtnwmn]

Alberta Trujillo felt that it was about to to give light. It woke up to his fiancè, Margarito Garci’a, and it said to him that they had to go to the hospital. Neither it had car nor license. So they took shelter and they began to walk towards a hospital in the East of the Angels, to a distance block. Trujillo had to stop when crossing the street while Garci’a ran to the room of emergencies to look for ayuda.snip According to Babel Fish.

[mrs. a]

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

[mrs. a]

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

[xcamel]

Alberta Trujillo felt that was giving birth. It raised to her boyfriend, Margarito Garcia, and told they had to go to hospital.

Neither had car or license. So is abrigaron and started walking towards a hospital in East Los Angeles, a block away. Trujillo had to stop when crossing the street while Garcia ran to the emergency room to seek help

[google isn’t much better]

[xcamel]

Alberta Trujillo felt that was giving birth. It raised to her boyfriend, Margarito Garcia, and told they had to go to hospital.

Neither had car or license. So is abrigaron and started walking towards a hospital in East Los Angeles, a block away. Trujillo had to stop when crossing the street while Garcia ran to the emergency room to seek help

[google isn’t much better]

[Haddit]

I found another article in English. The story is about illegals and the trouble they have sending their dead back to Mexico. The beginning is about a mother and child that die giving birth.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-burial2apr02,0,532370.story

[ought-six]

Los Angeles has been conquered by the invading Mexican hordes. Hence, the newspaper is printed in Mexican gibberish.

[Frank_2001]

Hey, this is Free Republic, not Republica Libre!;)

[Frank_2001]

Hey, this is Free Republic, not Republica Libre!;)

[DuncanWaring]

If they stayed in Mexico that wouldn’t be a problem.

[Frank_2001]

I think you may get a double post, the server seems to be acting weird tonight. Sorry in advance!

[purpleraine]

Trying to decide whether to bury loved one in Mexico or LA. My Spanish is not always correct. I welcome others.

[purpleraine]

Trying to decide whether to bury loved one in Mexico or LA. My Spanish is not always correct. I welcome others.

[purpleraine]

Trying to decide whether to bury loved one in Mexico or LA. My Spanish is not always correct. I welcome others.

[Operation_Shock_N_Awe]

I pressed one for English........

the article says the Los Angeles Times is now an official State Run Newspaper. Political Officers are ensuring proper content in the newly declared country Of The People’s United Socialist Republic of California or New New Mexico for short. Food Coupons are now the official Currency; however the name will be changed to Revolucion Coupons. The Funds backing the Revolocion Coupons will be provided by New New Mexico’s greatest ally the US. A treaty was signed stating that all formerly deemed ‘illegal immigrants’ are now permanent legal citizens of PUSRC. The PUSRC has agreed to ensure that a proper Che Pradise government is ‘elected’ by other government leaders similar to authority and status pf Democrat ‘superdelegates’ in the US. The PUSRC has also agreed to help pioneer innovative measures to stop Global Warming. The measures include ceasing all industry, or any manner of production and exchanging automobiles for bicycles. Citizens also agree no new buildings will be built except for those made of dead grass and drift wood. Meat and animal products are also banned; as are alcohol, cigarettes, condoms, Bibbles, Torahs, Homeschools, and unhappy thought. Medicinal marijuana, cocaine, heroine, and extasy will be made available to those that require the new age healing powers of the medicines. In exchange for the Global Warming package, Al Gore is attempting to push measures through Congress that extend Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, WIC, Welfare, and Needle Exchange benifits to all citizens of PUSRC.

I’m not really sure if that’s what it says either, but its fun to guess.

[aruanan]

"We're Mexicans and we want to return to where we were born"

Alberta Trujillo sintió que estaba por dar a luz. Despertó a su novio, Margarito García, y le dijo que tenían que ir al hospital.

Ninguno de los dos tenía auto ni licencia. Así que se abrigaron y empezaron a caminar hacia un hospital en el Este de Los Ángeles, a una cuadra de distancia. Trujillo tuvo que parar al cruzar la calle mientras García corría a la sala de emergencias a buscar ayuda.snip

Alberta Trujillo sensed that it was time to give birth. She woke up her boyfriend, Margarito García, and told him that they had to go to the hospital.

Neither of the two had a car or license. So they wrapped up and started to walk to the hospital on the east side of Los Angeles, one block distant. Trujillo had to stop upon crossing the street while Garcia ran to the emergency room to find help. snip.

[aruanan]

See #19 for a real translation.