Posted on 03/30/2008 5:11:34 PM PDT by StarCMC
LOL! I just KNEW it!
You are home to rest, sweet lady! I hope you feel better soon.
News article:
Sick and heartbreaking...beware, hanky alert!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343388,00.html
Thank you. I do feel a little stronger today and will take
it easy. But the sheets need changing, the baths need cleaning and.....well, you get the picture! LOL!
Top this for a speeding ticket
Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar . One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.
The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low level flying exercise near the location.
Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander. The reply came back in true USMC style:
Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident.
You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.
Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.
Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.
The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.
Thank you for your concern. Semper Fi.
Aren’t you handsome!
Thank you for your service Procon!
*HUG*
Morning, Star!
Thanks Kathy!!
{{HUGS}}
ROFL!!!
MOJO!!!
Morning Tom. We’re supposed to go to the Opening Day game today, but it looks like it might be a rain out. How about you guys? What’s your weather looking like?
Rainy & cold.
I got that proxy error several times today again. The speed has been OK today.
That refers to other servers you are going through to access the FR servers.
Not much or anything with tomato sauce. Pizza, lasagna, etc., are all on my twice a year list of things to eat. I have the first and last meal at the same sitting.
Hi everyone. I am at work, and though they allow me to visit the forum, they don’t allow me access to my freepmail. Just thought I would mention, in case anyone sent me a freepmail...I won’t be able to see it until I get home.
Hope everyone is having a fabulous day...hope you are feeling better LUV.
Hugs!
Afternoon everyone.
Wow...been awhile...where do I begin?
Hey, (((Twin)))
I am a bit better. About to go get some lunch so I’ll be
even better!
Take care. See ya later!
Good afternoon, E...stay safe out there. I don’t like tornadoes and I’ve never been in one.
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