Wouldn’t do to cross a fellow who claims that a guy with a Barrett .50 lives in “Swishy Rump”.
I just wonder where the new dividing line in Texas will be. Who gets to keep San Antonio? I think a big arc from Laredo to El Paso will be lost, at least.
That's nothing.
He plans to retire in the resort community of wobbly bottom!
Eaker has been angry since this event ..........
Subject: HOO HOO
True Story from Houston Medical Center
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his ‘hoohoo’. According to the nurse attending, the patient’s girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.
I don’t know what’s worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you’re married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.
Eeeeek will get ove this soon enough........:o)