Milk for oil futures.
“Hello, Your Ladyship, I am a spy for Saddam and I also work on creating a farcical “oil for food” program to fund Saddam’s regime, er, I mean..... to feed the starving children of Iraq. Do you think you might use your influence and brilliant foreign affairs experience to help Saddam to float a bogus oil-for-food program so that he can rake in billions for weapons and palaces? You’ll help us? Oh, thank you my dear Shrillary!”
Busted!