I don’t think he has any friends.
“Experts say that the bad weather - causing the first white Easter seen in the UK for a decade - follows the arrival from Iceland of a severe depression sucking cold, wet air southwards from the Arctic.”
Experts say that the paranoid panic -causing the first mental health warning ever seen -follows the arrival from Dreamland of a severely depressing Algore, sucking the brains out of all who hear the siren call.
"The snow is warmer in Greenland in the summer, and colder in Iceland during winter, and I am trying to look cool without a tie, since I am a schlub filled with nothing but hot air."