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To: imagineer

Yes, but...

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Huh, Smart Guy? Huh? Huh? LOL!

I correct people on the “Canadian” versus “Greater” or “Lesser” CANADA Goose conundrum all the time, myself. They think I’m a know-it-all, too. But, what good is having all this knowledge unless one SHARES it? ;)


13 posted on 03/19/2008 6:50:19 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
“I correct people on the “Canadian” versus “Greater” or “Lesser” CANADA Goose conundrum all the time, myself. They think I’m a know-it-all, too. But, what good is having all this knowledge unless one SHARES it? ;)”

Did you know that there is three kinds of Canadian geese?

The greater, lesser, and the giant Canada goose which is only native to a few counties in southern Michigan.

The giant Canada goose will weigh up to 18#!

23 posted on 03/19/2008 7:19:57 PM PDT by Beagle8U (FreeRepublic -- One stop shopping ....... Its the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

lolololol, first laugh of the morning. Thanks -- & I'm saving that one!

53 posted on 03/20/2008 7:34:39 AM PDT by vox_freedom (John 16:2 yea, the hour cometh, that whosoever killeth you, will think that he doth a service to God)
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