Two backpackers on the hiking trail come around a bend and are confronted by a huge and very hungry grizzly bear licking his chops at the lunch that just showed up.
One backpacker puts down his backpack, pulls out a pair of Nike running shoes from the backpack, takes off his hiking boots and starts putting on his running shoes.
"Don't be a fool", says the second backpacker, "you can't possibly outrun a grizzly bear. We need to come up with a better plan"
"I like this plan just fine", the first backpacker calmly replied. "I don't have to outrun the grizzly bear. I only have to outrun you."
Excellent story. lol