Anyway, the whole thing started when she decided to reorganize the kitchen drawers. I was fine with the cans being alphabetized - you know, with the Borax next to the Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup - either way, it's a "C," right? But no, she was all into this New Age aromatherapy stuff and wanted to put the tuna north of the sink because of the Feng Shui. What the heck is Feng Shui, anyhows? And what the heck does it have to do with dog food? I dunno. Sometimes this whole New Age stuff gives me a pain in the bunions. Are there bunions on yer butt? Maybe I oughta see the Doc about this. What do you think?
Dude! Makes perfect sense!