Those dirty rats - I knew they'd see it my way.
OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER!
ping a ling
I am surprised they didn’t summarily execute the kid! After all, they have to clamp down on those over-achievers. They hurt the self-esteem of the goof-offs!
I wonder if they’re going to go after the pushers, going after the suppliers of big candy now.
1) Wellness. Watch for that word, folks. It's a sure sign of PC run amok. Normal people would say "health". When somebody says "wellness" they are most likely a nanny-state fascist.
2) Does anybody else here wonder at the fact that we have spokesholes for a local school district now? They probably have a superintendent making between 500k and a mil, and he's not competent to talk to the media?
The insane are running the asylums. They are called principals.
Skittles rule. So does peanut butter. If I could I would live off of Skittles Peanut Butter and Sex. All I need!!
The people need to give the educational institutions and good personnel enema. The people they put into these positions are frigging morons.
And what has the educational system come to when they give up on the 24/7 monitoring of every child's caloric intake?
I wouldn't be surprised if there are kids popping TicTacs in the boys restroom!
So when are the schools going to be given search warrant power to make sure the little kiddies' homes aren't stocked with Cap'n Crunch and Cocoa Krispies? I'm so glad that there is a "wellness policy" to dictate what's good for kids. God forbid the parents actually decide that.
(I also noticed that the school's name wasn't mentioned at all in this piece, which seems odd. It was, however, mentioned in yesterday's news story and that did not escape my attention!)
Lest anyone get bent out of shape about the Another Reason list being pinged.... this is an
Nation of cowards. We are afraid of a kid with candy and will ruin his hard earned efforts for it.
New rule. You can sell Skittles as long as you kick-up to the bosses
Mark Levin devoted almost all of his two-hour show yesterday to this travesty and presented one of his classic rants against the school and the “adults” running it. Go here to hear it:
http://www.marklevinshow.com/
The people need to give the educational institutions and good personnel enema. The people they put into these positions are frigging morons.
suspension from school, barred from the honors dinner... extreme... excommunicate the perps !!!!
OK, if anything deserves a big WTF, this is it.
The idiots in charge should be asking themselves how “healthy” and “well” it is to consider a bag of candy to be “contraband” and to suspend students and strip them of any Associated Student Body titles because of a freakin’ package of Skittles!!
They should also each be subjected to a month-long watch over their OWN diets, including body fat and cardio tests. Hey, you can’t be preaching “wellness” to the kids without being an example of “wellness” your own stupid self, now, can you? Suck in that belly!
And this WASN’T in The Onion!
Truth is stranger than fiction.
I’ve got a shoe hanging for a story about an ATF team breaking up a clandestine meeting of 6-year-olds playing with GI Joes.