[Eric Blair 2084]

Bud Light presents:

"REAL MEN OF GENIUS"

...(Real men of genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Power Hungry Hypocrite Leftist Authoritarian Guy

...(Mr. Power Hungry Hypocrite Leftist Authoritian Guy)

In your quest for fame and power you prosecuted everyone...

...(You're an f'ing steamroller!)

Investment banks, research analysts, insurance companies, Native American tobacco retailers, $20 street hookers, jaywalkers, people who rip tags off mattresses, your mother

...(You're all going to jail)

The only person within a 500 mile radius you forgot to prosecute was yourself

...(Somebody convene a Grand Jury)

Other funny looking annoying rich men have to spend millions buying beautiful women condos, BMW's, diamonds or proposing marriage in exchange for sex

...(where is the M3 convertible?)

You managed to get beautiful women by paying a miserly $80,000 for prostitutes over 10 years and risking criminal prosecution and public shame

...(Worth every penny)

Sure all pigs are created equal...but some pigs are more equal than others.

...(You're a special piece of pork!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh $5,500 per hour call girl Governor...because the only people who were screwed here were the tax paying citizens

...(Mr. Power Hungry Hypocrite Leftist Authoritian Guy)

Bud Light beer. Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

[LasVegasMac]

Can’t make up my mind until I see some quality pictures, the more the better.

[dfwgator]

Classic!

[wardaddy]

Spitzer paid 5000 bucks to cheat on his blonde Shiksa wife with a 22 year old Jewish girl.

Pretty funny for a guy with a genius IQ

[iowamark]

She may not realize it, but she did a great public service by derailing the abortionist Spitzer.

[FUMETTI]

I say we make Silda Spitzer an honorary Freeper, so she can really give it to her hubby!

[prisoner6]

Her real name is supposedly Ashley Alexandra Dupré.

Her MySpace page is :

Ashley Alexandra Dupré

Apprently she has a band with her latest track "What We Want" featured there.

FWIW, I >wouldn't hit it< (her). I think she's beyond creepy...another drugged up crack w40r3

prisoner6

[MediaMole]

Never was ho much ho’d to by ho many to ho few.

HOpefully, she has eliminated this cancer from the body politic.

[JerseyDvl]

Damn, that was funny! I am holding my side to keep from busting a gut and waking my whole family.
Great work.

[streetpreacher]

From her MySpace page:

“what destroys me, strengthens me.”

[Wil H]

I feel sorry for his family..

.. I understand he has $15,000 worth of children..

[anton]

Not to quibble, but the calculation I get shows that Kristen is pretty much of a bargain (if you don’t count the cost of ruining one’s life).

She actually got $2600 for the session which was 4 hours (although he only used a little over 2 hours).

The $2600 appears to have included travel time from NY to DC.

For that hourly rate, in the NY area, you can get an accountant with a big firm, three years out of undergraduate school who has not yet passed the CPA exam. Now I ask you, who would you rather pay $2600 for.

[dsc]

Firstly, I don’t condone prostitution.

That said, I find it interesting that this is the best a rich and powerful man can do.

She ain’t that hot. Actually, in my yute (back in the 14th century), I dated better looking girls.

[Looking4Truth]

Spreading a little spam across some of these threads including my shiny new tag line.

The sweet irony here is that the sinkmeister will suddenly realize that he's only famous for wanking in the sink after using a fat chick as a humidor, but the steamroller was getting some serious hardcore from a hot little thing. The ex-traitor-in-chief's gonna blow a gasket soon. heh, heh...

[CDHart]

"because the only people who were screwed here were the tax paying citizens"

Now and always, we are the ones who get screwed by the power-hungry politicians. See my tag line.

Carolyn

[grey_whiskers]

Top ten all-time humor posts in FR!!!!

Consider yourself Exceedingly Commended^TM, sir!

[wagglebee]

That Bud Light commercial is PERFECT!

[Hot Tabasco]

I'm wondering if Spitzer has given any thought to who is waiting for him should he, by the grace of God, end up going to prison.

With the Gambino's and their friends sitting in the "big house", I'm sure the welcoming party they may be planning for him isn't going to include beer and pizza........

It's gonna suck being him......

[ICE-FLYER]

Remember folks...he is a womanizing scum and she is a harlot. They are not victims, hero's, or anything else. They have both chosen to be scum.

[mvpel]

The brunette at the center of Eliot Spitzer's spectacular downfall is a 22-year-old runaway from the Jersey Shore who came to the city to be a singer and ended up toppling a governor.

Note that Spitzer's topple is portrayed as her fault - she's described as the one doing the toppling, as opposed to Spitzer's own hubris and stupidity.

Is the convenience store guy responsible for the smoking habits of his customers? Is the fact that his customers smoke somehow his fault?

But, what do you expect from the media.