Paging the Clovers, the Searchers…
… Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass, The Ventures, The Coasters, Neil Diamond… dang, a lot of people recorded “Love Potion No. 9.”
Inspired by Lucianne, I offer my version:
I took the trouble for a rendezvous,
A place on Connecticut Avenue.
I got a hooker who was really fine.
I booked a room and became: Love Client Number Nine.I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
She yawned and said she does no fancy tricks.
She held out her palm and made a li’l sign.
She said, “Better pay up, Love Client Number Nine”She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink.
She said, “You just paid for four hours, I think.”
She opened up some wine that looked like Indian ink.
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink.I didn't know the place was wired by cops.
If I had known I would have hollered, “Stop!”
But when they called my lawyer I knew it was time
To tell the press that I am: Love Client Number Nine.[Guitar solo]
I posed my wife, I didn’t lie much, I took a hit.
I didn't know of an affidavit.
Now Albany’s saying that it is impeachment time
For my little turn as Love Client Number Nine.Love Client Number Nine
Love Client Number Nine
Love Client Number Nine
The Searchers sing it.
Hope it was worth it, Smelliot.
So the NY Governor found a woman he liked and bought her an old house.
Sounds like he got a second marriage/mortgage. Probably got more sex from the first one though.