[Larry Lucido]

Global warming will bring the Atlantic coast to your front door.

And the Pacific coast to your back door.

[Berosus]

“Global warming will bring the Atlantic coast to your front door.

And the Pacific coast to your back door.”

Darn! Last year the local newspaper had a headline that claimed Berea, KY (a town about 30 miles south of here), will be the safest place to head to, if the world ends in 2012.