Why can’t they all be like Jeff Sessions?
Because he's an honest, loyal, decent, moral, truthful, all-American patriot, and a large majority of them aren't any of those things and the rest aren't most of those things.
Try comparing Jeff Sessions with that unspeakably vile, loud-mouthed, anti-American, cowardly, lame-brained, girl-drowning, pampered tub of whiskey-soaked lard Kennedy and you'll soon see what I mean.