Because he's an honest, loyal, decent, moral, truthful, all-American patriot, and a large majority of them aren't any of those things and the rest aren't most of those things.
Try comparing Jeff Sessions with that unspeakably vile, loud-mouthed, anti-American, cowardly, lame-brained, girl-drowning, pampered tub of whiskey-soaked lard Kennedy and you'll soon see what I mean.
Oh I know. It would be heaven to have a Congress full of Jeff Sessions. We wouldn’t have to keep a constant eye on them if that were the case.