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To: Myrddin
Please feel free to show off your own equivalently brilliant career. I'm betting it doesn't match up.

Not only does my career, accomplishments and education match up, it puts Bill Gates to shame.

Dr. Eric A. Blair, MD, PhD, MPH, DDS

After graduating 1st in my Class at the US Naval Academy with a degree in Nuclear Physics, I went on to serve as a Rear Admiral in Vietnam, where I served with many brave men. Then there was this assclown:

The story behind that first Purple Heart that he tells is all nonsense. His injury actually happened at a whorehouse in Saigon, where he was nearly suffocated by a 200 pound Vietnamese prostitute after a night of heavy drinking.

Afterwards me and my partner Al won a Nobel Prize in Science. Our idea was revolutionary at the time. We noticed that people were using their computers for mundane stuff like work and business. We thought, what if these computers can learn to "talk" with each other? Then they can use their computers for important stuff like porn, gambling, and chat rooms. Thus, the internet was born. Al is still pretty bitter that he inadvertantly created sites like Free Republic. I try to remind him that it's for the "greater good":

After graduating from Harvard Medical School, I won another Nobel Prize, in medicine, for my thesis paper analyzing the brain of left wing, Socialist Democrats versus right wing, Capitalist Republicans.

I am currently working on dissecting RINO brains. Any wishy, washy moderate FReeper or member of Congress who would like to participate can send me a private message. You will be eligible for free treatment and free medicine. I've already signed up Chuck Hagel.

69 posted on 03/09/2008 6:29:52 PM PDT by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: Eric Blair 2084
That's an interesting collection of academic credentials. Where did you serve in Vietnam (ships)? My dad served as port 5" battery gunnery officer on the USS Iowa (Korea), XO USS Marshall, XO USS Prairie, XO/CO USS Arlington during Vietnam. He also spent some time on the ground in Saigon. His last assignment was XO 32nd St Naval Station, San Diego (1970-1977).
92 posted on 03/09/2008 7:05:30 PM PDT by Myrddin
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