It’s a bird. Whattaya want from it? It sits in trees looking for bunnies and mice and some dope in plaid pants comes along and starts messing with it. How’s it know a golf ball will kill it?
“How’s it know a golf ball will kill it?”
He’s a golfer. Obviously of low IQ. He sips iced tea and stands in green fields. He makes his living playing a game in a polo shirt. He’s no hunter, but this bird comes up and pesters him while he is doing something to earn money (the TV spot).
How’s he know a golf ball would kill it?