[gundog]

And now Federal or State agents are gonna smile down on the yahoo. I hope they hang him. If golf is so important to him, why’d he drive away chasing a bird? Clearly he has issues. Maybe he should go back to his day job.

[MacDorcha]

It’s a stinkng bird! Not even a rare one!

Would you want feds on his ass if he hit a squirrel?

No? You want them to hang him for what is literally a non-issue.

The guy was filming a spot, the bird was in his way. It wouldn’t go away after several hints, and nature took it’s course.

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*Story time*
A bear minds its’ own business and a man wanders through the bear’s camp. The man gets away after a brief chase. The man then realizes he forgot his hat and proceeds to approach the bear again to get it.

The man dies of mauling.

I guess the other bears need to throw that bear off a freaking cliff now?