“Mmmmm.... I think this baby would take care of the raccoon problem I have in my backyard. Fr@c%in’ little buggers are ripping the crud out of my new lawn.”
Naw.....
Way more fun blasting the little bas@@rds with a command detonated claymore...... :-)
Orrrr.
Capturing them in a live trap and capping them in the forehead with a .22 - and watch them twitch for a while.
“Capturing them in a live trap and capping them in the forehead with a .22 - and watch them twitch for a while.”
Ha Ha Ha! That’s my next move, bro.