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Why Britney, Paris and Lindsay Will Be Future World Leaders
The Uncommon Sense Blog ^ | 3/5/2008 | Dan Taylor

Posted on 03/06/2008 11:01:54 AM PST by slackattack19

I am one of those people who actually thought Britney and Kevin would make it. I mean, what's not to work: young, immature, rich too fast, talentless Louisiana small town girl, meets two timing, scum bag, cigarette smoking loser and fall madly in love for the entire world to see in their underwear on Hawaii's beaches. It's the stuff romance novels are made of.

But, I digress. Back to the point of the article. I believe that Britney, Paris, and Lindsay are uniquely positioned to be future world leaders and here's why:

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: celebrities; hollywood; humor; spears
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1 posted on 03/06/2008 11:01:55 AM PST by slackattack19
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He has a point. If they were 35, they would all be as qualified as Obama.


2 posted on 03/06/2008 11:03:46 AM PST by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: Always Right

At the rate of their obsessive, self-destructive behaviors, they’ll be lucky to LIVE to 35!


3 posted on 03/06/2008 11:07:35 AM PST by princess leah
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To: slackattack19

Britney, Paris and Lindsay future leaders? Where, on planet “Stupid Spoiled Whore” ?


4 posted on 03/06/2008 11:11:59 AM PST by Secret Agent Man
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To: slackattack19

Wouldn’t Madonna and Cher be Pres and VP by now if there were anything to this? Cher, on her new concert tour, said the show is all she knows how to do, so that’s what she is doing. She is at least aware of reality.


5 posted on 03/06/2008 11:12:14 AM PST by RightWhale (Clam down! avoid ataque de nervosa)
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6 posted on 03/06/2008 11:22:49 AM PST by thulldud (Insanity: Electing John McCain again and expecting a different result.)
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To: slackattack19
Tongue in cheek.

But frankly, they're just as qualified - if not more qualified - than a whole lot of today's political leaders.

You only need look as far as the House of Represenatives for proof.

7 posted on 03/06/2008 11:25:58 AM PST by wbill
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To: slackattack19

They are all as dumb as Hillary, but seem to be much better looking and much more personable. If Hillary can be a leader, I don’t see why the Three Stoogettes can’t be leaders too.


8 posted on 03/06/2008 11:31:31 AM PST by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: princess leah

Or maybe not.


9 posted on 03/06/2008 11:41:25 AM PST by arthurus
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10 posted on 03/06/2008 11:44:10 AM PST by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: slackattack19
LOS ANGELES — Britney Spears was back in the dance studio Tuesday night teaching a class of 15 kids ... and she was a hit.

What type of parent would send their children to this fine role model?

11 posted on 03/06/2008 11:50:41 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: Secret Agent Man

—Where, on planet “Stupid Spoiled Whore” ?—

Technically, that’s not a planet, it’s a moon, and it’s circling Uranus!


12 posted on 03/06/2008 12:02:26 PM PST by paleorite
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Britney, Paris and Lindsay future leaders? Where, on planet “Stupid Spoiled Whore” ?

Soon as they perfect that space tourism thingy, I know where I'm booking my next vacation (but don't tell my wife).

13 posted on 03/06/2008 12:06:36 PM PST by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: slackattack19

Bimbos in charge. (Shudder!)


14 posted on 03/06/2008 12:19:49 PM PST by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: slackattack19

Well, history has presented us with much worse.

If 20-30 years from now, and it came down to a choice of voting for Lindsay or Chelsea, I would vote Lindsay. Despite all of her crash&burns, I think there is a lot more to her than is seen now.


15 posted on 03/06/2008 12:22:42 PM PST by valkyry1
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Why Britney, Paris and Lindsay Will Be Future World Leaders
Because Obama, Hillary and edwards are equally qualified
16 posted on 03/06/2008 12:26:40 PM PST by ronnie raygun (Id rather be hunting with dick than driving with ted)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Meow


17 posted on 03/06/2008 12:49:00 PM PST by abovethefray
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To: abovethefray

I’m a MAN, so you better use a “RUFF!” if you’re gonna put any animal noise on one of my posts...! :)


18 posted on 03/06/2008 12:51:06 PM PST by Secret Agent Man
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To: Always Right

Man Lindsay is hotter than a multi-megaton nuke. If she learns how to tame her demons, she will go a far ways in her time.


19 posted on 03/06/2008 4:20:58 PM PST by valkyry1
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To: slackattack19
being drunk, bored and lonely in Delight, Arkansas

Hmmm, if my memory is working, Glen Campbell is from Delight.

20 posted on 03/06/2008 4:31:50 PM PST by razorback-bert (If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.)
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