[dynachrome]

Haven't heard of any shooting yet. Hugo jsut shooting off his mouth, I guess.

[cripplecreek]

Sure would be nice to see Sluggo get his butt stomped. Unfortunately it would cost the lives of Venezuelan soldiers who are stuck with the idiot for the time being.

[steve-b]

"WAR HAS BEGUN"

[Shermy]

“But the documents it shared with reporters didn’t support the allegation, indicating instead that the rebels were trying to buy uranium to resell at a profit.”

To whom?

[doug from upland]

Maybe someone can take care of Hugo for us. Pat Robertson had it right.

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(reprise) DFU SONG: White Rabbit (Pat Robertson had the solution for Hugo Chavez)
DFU SONGS ^ | 9-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 09/20/2006 7:13:46 PM PDT by doug from upland

Writing the history of our time in song

MIDI - WHITE RABBIT

(a little tricky to know when to start - it's at about 33 seconds)

He's a commie tyrant...and good buddy of Fidel
I would be voting for Cruise missiles...to be sending him to hell
Go ask Pat if...that policy will sell

And if you go... whacking Hugo...there is a price you'll have to pay
Criticism from the lefties...and they will not go away
Go ask Pat if...he has some more to say

We have heard from the Reverend...he said send in our CIA
And if they do what they are trained to...he won't breathe after today
Ask Pat if...those guys should make the play

We know how to tweak the lefties...we will go and steal their oil
And when they see what we are doing...it will make all their blood boil

Ask Pat if...Hugo Chavez should be dead...should be dead
Should be dead...should be dead

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

My money's on Colombia. They can take down Venezuela and Ecuador with their hands tied behind their back.

(Cue ending scene from "Scarface")

[Centurion2000]

You know it would be so nice to see a conventional ICBM loaded with tungsten kinetic penetrator rods take out his palace. It’d be like a bolt out of the blue for Vennie commies.

[NittanyLion]

But the documents it shared with reporters didn't support the allegation, indicating instead that the rebels were trying to buy uranium to resell at a profit.

Oh, well nevermind then. Carry on if you're just trying to make a profit.

Sheesh...

[reagan_fanatic]

You will not die peacefully in your sleep, Hugo.

[CommerceComet]

Isn’t this a bumpersticker: What if they gave a war and no one showed up?

[windsorknot]

Cindy, please call your boyfriend.

[kinghorse]

Cha ching for cocaboy. It’s going to end badly for him.

[Chode]

[keat]

...rebels were trying to buy uranium to resell at a profit.

Profits? We don't need no stinkin' profits!

[windsorknot]

Citgo Boy, Go! Sit!

[cookcounty]

Isn't there some Obama connection in Reyes' documents??

[Bender2]

Colombia's armed forces are at war, blooded... and trained to shoot to kill. Chavez and Uribe's troops wouldn't have a chance, but I doubt it will come to that. Hugo and Alvaro are idiots, but surely they are not fools, too!

Bender? I told you to not... call me Shirley!!!!

[Proud_USA_Republican]

This is how Chavez will become dictator for life. This war will be his justification.

[tet68]

Venezuela’s justice minister declared that war “has already begun.”

Venezuelian radiostation attacked by Colombian forces...etc.

[dfwgator]

"This is FARC'in' War!"