Top 10 reasons Obama Won’t Become Hillary’s Veep

Constitution Club ^ | Wednesday, March 05 2008 | The Hairy Beast

[Mongeaux]

10. Doesn’t have the legs for the maid outfit.
9. Too claustrophobic to spend four years chained to the wall in the White House basement.
8. Can’t afford to lose any more of Michelle’s respect.
7. Unnerved by Hillary’s constant viewing of “Mandingo”. 6. Doesn’t want to have to drag Bill out of strip clubs.
5. “What wine goes with a double whopper and cheese?”
4. Will lose his spot on the UFO when it comes to take him and his followers to Venus.
3. Hillary’s threatened to take away his Wii.
2. Doesn’t want to be held responsible when newsroom at MSNBC commits mass suicide.
And the number one reason Obama won’t become Hillary’s Veep:

1. Payback’s a Bitch and so is she!

[HighlyOpinionated]

A lot of “liberal” Dems still won’t vote for a black for President, as well as conservative southern Dems.

You don't think it has to do with his inability to provide any paper trail which indicates that he can actually be a productive member of the Democrat Party?

Besides saying "present" what else has Obama done in the Senate?

[wordsofearnest]

There is only one reason why Obama won’t let Hillary be his Veep.

[DallasDeb]

Gawd I can’t stand to look at that man! Can’t stand to hear his voice, either.

[stylin19a]

I think Hillary/Obama is a losing ticket.

she gets the black vote with or without Obama on the ticket.
She can’t get crossover votes... or Red States...and Obama wont bring in the crossover votes as VP.
It would come down to Ohio again.

the caveat here is voter turn-out.

now Obama/hillary...he gets crossover votes...but he loses those who just wont vote for a black.
Course, once he gets the nomination, he might become white.

[DallasDeb]

She’d only keep him around untill the election was over, then he’d meet with an unfortunate accident. She isn’t the type to share power, unless absolutely necessary, and not a minute longer than need be.

She'll kick him out of the VP office, just like she did with Algore Hiss. Co-president BJ Clinton will take over the VP office.

[stylin19a]

Vince Foster....

[353FMG]

“If Obama wins, he won’t pick Hillary - he hates her for slimeing him and she would NEVER run as a second fiddle - she is too proud.”

Politicians constantly slime each other - it is part of the game plan to confound the electorate. After the game is over, they all get together, have drinks and laugh at the stupidity of the American people for even believing in a two-party system of government.

[ZULU]

“..a productive member of the Democrat Party”

Sort of a contradiction in terms, no?

Which is why its irrelevant to Rat voters. Neither Hillary OR Obama have done ANYTHING of note to quailify as President - but there they are.

I’m just trying to analyze the situation from the perspective of a Dem party boss (I had to tie 4/5ths of my brain tied behind my back for that one.)

[colorado tanker]

That’s how I see it too. Hillary puts him on her ticket but he won’t put her on his.

[ZULU]

Much wisdom in that observation.

Its just that the Clinton Syndicate is exceptionally vile at it, and good at it.

[MtnClimber]

Too dangerous. It would be a contest between Barak taking the Vince Foster headache cure and Hillary getting water thrown on her.

[UCFRoadWarrior]

These were pretty good, esp pulling Bill out of strip clubs....I can think ofa few more...

- Thinks “Blair House” is where The Exorcist was filmed

- Has to remove all the “change” from the White House vending machines

- Does not like his Secret Service code name “Michael Jackson”

- Cannot not sub-let VP property to Tony Rezko

- Does not want to play the Easter Bunny at the annual White House Easter Egg Hunt

[kingattax]

Politicians constantly slime each other - it is part of the game plan to confound the electorate. After the game is over, they all get together, have drinks and laugh at the stupidity of the American people for even believing in a two-party system of government.

doesn't it make you sick whenever one of these career parasites gets in front of a TV camera and drones on about being in "public service" ?

[Mongeaux]

These were pretty good, esp pulling Bill out of strip clubs....I can think ofa few more...
- Thinks “Blair House” is where The Exorcist was filmed
- Has to remove all the “change” from the White House vending machines
- Does not like his Secret Service code name “Michael Jackson”
- Cannot not sub-let VP property to Tony Rezko
- Does not want to play the Easter Bunny at the annual White House Easter Egg Hunt

HAHAHA! Those are awesome, especilly the easter bunny bit. Wanna collaborate on the "Top 10 reasons Why Hillary Won't Become Obama's Veep"? I got one already:

10. Can't understand why he keeps sending back the case of Malt Liquor 40's she gave him.

[Muleteam1]

>>After the game is over, they all get together, have drinks and laugh at the stupidity of the American people...<<

Politics is World Wide Wrestling for Dummies.

[luckystarmom]

I keep on thinking there should be some reference to what happened to Al Gore after he was a Clinton VP.

Maybe a reference to his weight. I’ll have to think.

[Billg64]

#1 he would not be able to afford his life insurance premiums

[j_k_l]

"Course, once he gets the nomination, he might become white."

I laughed when I read this but it hit me that this is entirely possible with the "do and/or say anything to get Obama elected" press.

If anyone tried to even mention he was black, they would get called a racist.

[E. Cartman]

Wouldn’t want to play second string to a woman better suited to endorse products for feminine itch.

[mcshot]

I doubt he’d be allowed in the house. For the first time the V.P. will be located in a tent on the south lawn.