[SAJ]

Only one possible answer here:

''I'll never smoke weed
''With Willie again.''

[mkmensinger]

“”If you break the law you have to pay for it one way or another...”

So how has Willie paid for all that weed he’s smoked over the years, other than the obvious brain damage?

[singfreedom]

It sounds like Willie has been smoking something considerably stronger than weed——and he’s succumbed to the associated paranoia.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

I’m surprised that pertified a$$-hat could remember who the President and Vice President are.

[dirtbiker]

Only one possible answer here:

''I'll never smoke weed
''With Willie again.''

I always heard, that his herb was top shelf
Lord, I just could not wait, to find out for myself
Don't knock it til you've tried it, and I've tried it, my friend
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.

We learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy, and he passed it around
The last words I spoke before they tucked me in
I may discount bungee jump but I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

(Chorus
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it begin
You can pour me some old Whiskey River my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.)

We hopped on his old bus, the "Honeysuckle Rose"
The party was Huntsville, it was after the show
Alone in the front lounge just me and him
I took one friendly puff, and grim creeper set in

(Chorus)

Now we're passin the guitar, we're telling good jokes
I can tell one's a coming, cause I'm smelling smoke
No I don't partake, I just let it pass by
WIth a grin on my face, and a great contact high

(Chorus)

In the fetal position, with drool on our chin
We broke down and smoked weed with Willie again....