[Phantom Lord]

said Loretta Augustine-Herron

Rule #1 in Life: Never, ever, under any circumstances trust a women with a hyphenated name (or 3 names).

[MrB]

Here’s a real winner,

whenever you encounter a woman with a hyphenated name, say, “oh, you’re one of those”.

I got that from Archie Bunker. He said this when introduced to someone who insisted on being called “miZZZ”.