Please forward your response plan, and alternative response plan to The Aide to the Assistant Deputy Director of the Department of Repetitive Redundancy, in triplicate on the proper forms, via normal Emergency response channels. Or E-mail to youvegottobekidding@usgov.gov
How many folks, in written history, have been struck by stuff from outer space?
(Exactly one - some lady in AL in 1950 or so, it bruised her hip)
(Oh, and there are some monks that claim more hits in the 9th century, but it is under debate)