If the Republicans wanted to play “Ode to Joy” they’d get a call from someone claiming to be Beethoven to knock it off.
Playing Abba would be more reason not to vote for this a-hole.
At first, cursory glance at the title, I was wondering when Mahmud Abbas decided to run for president.
"SLICHA???"
“Take a Chance on Me” as a campaign song?
Sheese.
Gimme Gimme Gimme a Man After Midnight, for Hillary.
I Have a Dream or We’re all Following the Pied Piper, for Obama.
Weird Al has a song called “you’re sort of everything I ever wanted.” Maybe McCain can use that. Switch the gender and make it about voting instead of romance, and conservatives could relate in their feelings about McCain:
“Oh, I couldn’t live a single day without you
Actually, on second thought, well, I suppose I could
Anyway, what I’m trying to say is, honey, you’re the greatest
Well, at any rate, I guess you’re...pretty good
Now, it seems to me I’m relatively lucky
I know I probably couldn’t ask for too much more
I honestly can say you’re an above-average lady
You’re almost just what I’ve been looking for
You’re sort of everything I ever wanted
You’re not perfect, but I love you anyhow
You’re the woman that I’ve always dreamed of
Well, not really...but you’re good enough for now
You’re pretty close to what I’ve always hoped for
That’s why my love for you is fairly strong
And I swear I’m never gonna leave you, darlin’
At least ‘til something better comes along
‘Cause you’re sort of everything I ever wanted
You’re not perfect, but I love you anyhow
You’re the woman that I’ve always dreamed of
Well, not really...but you’re good enough for now
No, not really...but you’re good enough for now”
Maybe he can get something appropriate from Led Zeppelin.
His daughter Meghan posts regular playlists on her blog. He should let her handle the music:
http://www.mccainblogette.com/docs/playlist/
John McCain prefers "Everybody Loves A Clown", by Gary Lewis and the Playboys.
"They all laugh when they say me coming,
But you dont laugh; you just go home running.
Everybody loves a clown, so why cant you?
A clown has feelings too."
“Some conservative Republicans distrust McCain because of his moderate stances on illegal immigration and other issues.”
I would say extreme left liberal stances on illegal immigration and other issues. Good ole MSM trying to make it look likeconservatives issues are out of the mainstream.
How about Rush’s “Roll the Bones?” That’s a gambling analogy. lol
Their title- “You Owe Me One” would be more appropriate for him...