[Malone LaVeigh]

I'll bet he got a real boost in the offering that day from the male members of the congregation.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

More likely from the women.

[Esther Ruth]

Marwaige is wat bwings us together today - that bwessed awangement - that dweam within that dweam - and wuv - true wuv will fah-wo you fo-ever!

[andy58-in-nh]

The rabbi at my temple tried something like this once. One Friday night at the reception after Sabbath services, he was talking about how God wanted married people to be happy in their marriages, and that meant they should have good sex lives. Figuring it was a safe choice, he asked one of the older white-bearded congregation members whether he was satisfied with his marriage. The guy said, “Well, Rabbi, I’ve been married for forty-six years now.” The Rabbi asked: “Yes, but are you still satisfied with your wife?” The old guy laughed: “Are you kidding? The last time she asked me if I’d like to go upstairs and make love,” I said: “Pick one, I can’t do both!”.

[dragonblustar]

Church Challenges Members: Have Sex Every Day,

Watch it sucka.

[WhirlwindAttack]

You know there are times I miss my Ex Wife. (usually late at night and only for a little while) I do admit the Rev. is probably going to see an increase in the love offering in his church.

I guess what I need is a good FReeper woman to court. All I seem to find in this college town are whacked fem lib rat's. It's enough to put you off completely.

[WhirlwindAttack]

You know there are times I miss my Ex Wife. (usually late at night and only for a little while) I do admit the Rev. is probably going to see an increase in the love offering in his church.

I guess what I need is a good FReeper woman to court. All I seem to find in this college town are whacked fem lib rat's. It's enough to put you off completely.

[WhirlwindAttack]

You know there are times I miss my Ex Wife. (usually late at night and only for a little while) I do admit the Rev. is probably going to see an increase in the love offering in his church.

I guess what I need is a good FReeper woman to court. All I seem to find in this college town are whacked fem lib rat's. It's enough to put you off completely.

[Enchante]

UH, pastor, the Bill Clintons of the world don’t need any more encouragement!!!

You don’t think Bill Clinton would take this to mean he should have sex with his WIFE every day, do you????

[Lazamataz]

I am a member of this church, in spirit.

[eXe]

haha I wonder if this is their pastor :)

[Lancey Howard]

Heh. This reminds me of the old Dick Van Dyke movie where the town was challenged to quit smoking and the plan was to have sex every time there was an urge for a cigarette.

[Slings and Arrows]

I think I just got religion.

[Dr.Deth]

You don’t get wafers at communion, you get a little blue pill.

[NonValueAdded]

no pun intended, I hope.

[purpleraine]

anything that boosts the male members is ok with me, lol.

[B-Chan]

Suggested hymns to accompany program:

"Softly And Tenderly"

"Open Now Thy Gates of Beauty"

"O, For A Thousand Tongues"

"Almost Persuaded"

"Come, Come, Ye Saints!"

MOAR!

[Dr._Joseph_Warren]

Oh come all ye faithful!

[Dr._Joseph_Warren]

Oh come all ye faithful!

[MEGoody]

Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth said the 50 percent divorce rate was the catalyst for The 30-Day Sex Challenge.

What an idiot to think the 50% divorce rate is because couples don't have sex every day.

[Nonstatist]

Have sex every day.

With someone else or can you have it by yourself?