I'll bet he got a real boost in the offering that day from the male members of the congregation.
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To: Malone LaVeigh
More likely from the women.
To: Malone LaVeigh
Marwaige is wat bwings us together today - that bwessed awangement - that dweam within that dweam - and wuv - true wuv will fah-wo you fo-ever!
To: Malone LaVeigh
The rabbi at my temple tried something like this once. One Friday night at the reception after Sabbath services, he was talking about how God wanted married people to be happy in their marriages, and that meant they should have good sex lives. Figuring it was a safe choice, he asked one of the older white-bearded congregation members whether he was satisfied with his marriage. The guy said, “Well, Rabbi, I’ve been married for forty-six years now.” The Rabbi asked: “Yes, but are you still satisfied with your wife?” The old guy laughed: “Are you kidding? The last time she asked me if I’d like to go upstairs and make love,” I said: “Pick one, I can’t do both!”.
61 posted on
02/19/2008 8:40:01 AM PST by
andy58-in-nh
(Kill the terrorists, secure the borders, and give me back my freedom.)
To: Malone LaVeigh
Church Challenges Members: Have Sex Every Day,
Watch it sucka.
76 posted on
02/19/2008 8:53:05 AM PST by
dragonblustar
(Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
To: Malone LaVeigh
You know there are times I miss my Ex Wife. (usually late at night and only for a little while) I do admit the Rev. is probably going to see an increase in the love offering in his church.
I guess what I need is a good FReeper woman to court. All I seem to find in this college town are whacked fem lib rat's. It's enough to put you off completely.
83 posted on
02/19/2008 8:59:15 AM PST by
WhirlwindAttack
(Two paths diverged in a yellow woods, I fired up the quad and made a third. Vroom ;)
To: Malone LaVeigh
You know there are times I miss my Ex Wife. (usually late at night and only for a little while) I do admit the Rev. is probably going to see an increase in the love offering in his church.
I guess what I need is a good FReeper woman to court. All I seem to find in this college town are whacked fem lib rat's. It's enough to put you off completely.
84 posted on
02/19/2008 8:59:55 AM PST by
WhirlwindAttack
(Two paths diverged in a yellow woods, I fired up the quad and made a third. Vroom ;)
To: Malone LaVeigh
You know there are times I miss my Ex Wife. (usually late at night and only for a little while) I do admit the Rev. is probably going to see an increase in the love offering in his church.
I guess what I need is a good FReeper woman to court. All I seem to find in this college town are whacked fem lib rat's. It's enough to put you off completely.
85 posted on
02/19/2008 9:00:43 AM PST by
WhirlwindAttack
(Two paths diverged in a yellow woods, I fired up the quad and made a third. Vroom ;)
To: Malone LaVeigh
UH, pastor, the Bill Clintons of the world don’t need any more encouragement!!!
You don’t think Bill Clinton would take this to mean he should have sex with his WIFE every day, do you????
88 posted on
02/19/2008 9:08:12 AM PST by
Enchante
(Democrats: we'll send Pelosi and Brezinski to Damascus, that's our foreign policy!!)
To: Malone LaVeigh
I am a member of this church, in spirit.
89 posted on
02/19/2008 9:09:01 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(Why isn’t this in Breaking News????)
To: Malone LaVeigh
haha I wonder if this is their pastor :)
92 posted on
02/19/2008 9:11:08 AM PST by
eXe
(Si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: Malone LaVeigh
Heh. This reminds me of the old Dick Van Dyke movie where the town was challenged to quit smoking and the plan was to have sex every time there was an urge for a cigarette.
To: Malone LaVeigh; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
I think I just got religion.
100 posted on
02/19/2008 9:23:58 AM PST by
Slings and Arrows
("Those who surrender personal liberty for lower global temperatures will receive neither."--weegee)
To: Malone LaVeigh
You don’t get wafers at communion, you get a little blue pill.
110 posted on
02/19/2008 9:39:09 AM PST by
Dr.Deth
To: Malone LaVeigh
115 posted on
02/19/2008 9:48:14 AM PST by
NonValueAdded
(Who Would Montgomery Brewster Choose?)
To: Malone LaVeigh
anything that boosts the male members is ok with me, lol.
To: Malone LaVeigh
Suggested hymns to accompany program:
"Softly And Tenderly"
"Open Now Thy Gates of Beauty"
"O, For A Thousand Tongues"
"Almost Persuaded"
"Come, Come, Ye Saints!"
MOAR!
129 posted on
02/19/2008 10:14:27 AM PST by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
To: Malone LaVeigh; illiac; Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh; expatguy; Red in Blue PA; Miss Behave
To: Malone LaVeigh; illiac; Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh; expatguy; Red in Blue PA; Miss Behave
To: Malone LaVeigh
Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth said the 50 percent divorce rate was the catalyst for The 30-Day Sex Challenge.What an idiot to think the 50% divorce rate is because couples don't have sex every day.
145 posted on
02/19/2008 10:57:34 AM PST by
MEGoody
(Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
To: Malone LaVeigh
Have sex every day. With someone else or can you have it by yourself?
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