Rules Of French Warfare:
1: France’s armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman.
2: France only wins when America does most of the fighting.
3: When incapable of any victory whatsoever - claim someone else’s.
First Rule of Muslim Warfare: “We can always beat the French.”
This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
I hadn’t heard that before but it’s so true. Thanks.