[grey_whiskers]

"Diploma from basement of the Ivy League, $40,000"

"Admission to nude beach in Florida, $20"

"Bonking third-world visa applicants...Priceless."

There are some things being a petty bureaucrat can't buy. For everything else, there's Visa.^TM

Visa --for everyone you want to do, from everywhere they want to flee.

Cheers!

[Albion Wilde]

"Diploma from basement of the Ivy League, $40,000"

I take exception to your statement about the basement of the Ivy League.
It's not just a diploma; it's a degree.

[khnyny]

Now that is one funny, witty, creative post! LOL.

Cheers!