ANN COULTER: THERE'S A DEMOCRAT BEHIND DOOR NO. 1, 2 AND 3 (I'll take Door # 4, Thank You!)

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THERE'S A DEMOCRAT BEHIND DOOR NO. 1, 2 AND 3
February 13, 2008


A few more primary wins and B. Hussein Obama will be able to light up a cigarette during a televised speech and still get the nomination. It looks like the only thing that can stop him now is an endorsement from Al Gore.

Gore is always lunging into a movement just as it has passed its prime -- the Internet, Howard Dean, global warming, trying to talk black when he campaigns at a black church. He probably bought a big house a few months ago. Gore is such a supremely unlikable human being, he even subverted the mainstream media's affection for liberalism during the 2000 election.

And my brave little Hillary needs a bold move after the Potomac primaries this week. If she can't trick Gore into endorsing Obama, she may have to divorce Bill.

Hillary is, shockingly enough, the most conservative candidate among the top three presidential candidates.

The Rev. Jerry Falwell once remarked that his people would rather vote for Beelzebub than Hillary Clinton.

He didn't mention John McCain.

Pat Buchanan says if McCain is the nominee, the Republican Party will lose its soul. I'm more worried about the Republican Party losing its mind.

Republicans are doing what the Democrats tried in 2004 with John Kerry. In a state of despair, Democrats dumped the legitimate leader of their party, Howard Dean, for a candidate they deemed "electable." Kerry served in Vietnam! Republicans: Conniving has never been our strong suit. Honor is our strong suit.

Sen. John McCain's claim to being a Republican comes down to two factors:

(1) He was a POW -- I know that because he mentions it more often than John Kerry told us that he served in Vietnam.
And (2) he has a relatively conservative voting record compared to, say, Maxine Waters.

I note that there were hundreds of POWS in Vietnam. We can't make them all president. If we're just going to pick one, how about one who doesn't want to shut down Guantanamo and give amnesty to 20 million illegal immigrants? Hey, didn't Duncan Hunter serve in Vietnam? Why, yes, I believe he did!

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[org.whodat]

She’s so good at getting the McCainiacs’ knickers in a knot.

True, the scream, lie, lie ,lie, but they never address how liberal McCain is.

[Anti-Hillary]

Hey Ann, Shut up and go eat a sandwich. Your rhetoric is going to get us KILLED!!!!!! This is not hyperbole. Obama will turn this nation over to the UN and we will be beholden to the guys in the “Blue Helmets”. We know how well that turns out.

Ann, if a nuke goes off in my neighborhood, because we cut and run and poured gasoline on the terrorist problem, I won’t be giving a crap about amnesty.

You really are becoming irrelevant!!!

[squidly]

Only in the eyes of the McCainiacs.

Outside of the hard conservative spectrum of politics, she'd fairly well lost all credibility a few years back (not that I necessarily thought she deserved that). Point being, it's still dwindling.

[Baladas]

I agree, Juan provokes mixed feelings for me, always has, always will. I do know I’d vote for him over that stealth Muslim, not sure about Hillary....

[DuncanWaring]

Also available here:

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[SwankyC]

I wouldn’t vote for McCain on a bet, BUT, her snideness about his POW status is WAY over the top. The man deserves respect for what he went through.

Yea, but the point is that it's sleezy to demand respect every 30 seconds becasue you were a POW. Say it once, I'll be very respectful, say it to the beat of a drum and...well, like she said.... John F'in Kerry.

[no-to-illegals]

For me, my family, my children, and grandchildren.....
I will be voting....
but it will not be for any on the ticket
unless a miracle happens.

I cannot hand to my family, children, and grandchildren
what is being offered....
Sorry, republican party...I am a Conservative first.

[no-to-illegals]

For me, my family, my children, and grandchildren.....
I will be voting....
but it will not be for any on the ticket
unless a miracle happens.

I cannot hand to my family, children, and grandchildren
what is being offered....
Sorry, republican party...I am a Conservative first.

[caveat emptor]

Anne’s a good, quick read, but I wouldn’t have to wake up looking at her the morning after.

[COBOL2Java]

I'd vote for McCain under two conditions, both of which must be met:

1. He selects a solid conservative for a running mate;
2. He goes to that big Gang of 14 in the sky before election day.

[Califreak]

[Gritty]

Yup.

[Albion Wilde]

From the article:

Hey, didn't Duncan Hunter serve in Vietnam? Why, yes, I believe he did!

LOL!!

[Count of Monte Logan]

I hate to say this.. but Ann has now become “The Britney Spears of Conservatism” right now as someone has said.

[caveat emptor]

Howling, I like that pic. I'm going to find a use for it sooner or later. Mahdi XIII?

[no-to-illegals]

at least you have a plan....
I am still waiting for a miracle.
At this point it looks like I could
weather two years, and pray a miracle comes,
in the form of Conservatives being elected.
Two years after the election in November.
There is none on the ballot, thus far.

[Albion Wilde]

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Anybody else find the juxtaposition of these two images kinda creepy?

[cowdog77]

No one does it better than Coulter.

[Bull Market]

I am absolutely floored at how many Ann bashing liberals there are on this site. You will crawl on broken glass to defend McCain but won’t give Ann Coulter the time of day.

What the hell is going on around here?

[BunkDetector]

Problem #1: There is nobody behind Door Number 4
Problem #2: There is no Door Number 4
Problem #3: See Problem #1 and Problem #2