Global Warming Stress Syndrome Increasing, Psychologist Says

http://wmbriggs.com/blog/2008/02/13/global-warming-stress-syndrome-increasing-psychologist-says/ ^ | William M Briggs

[mattstat]

There has been a disturbing increase in Global Warming Stress Syndrome (GWSS, pronounced gwiss) according to Dr. Ron N. Hyde, a clinical psychologist at the prestigious McKitrick Center for the Especially Disturbed.

“Since April, there is been a 32.817% increase in public cases of GWSS,” he explained. “The rate now is almost double what it was this time last year.” He added the trend was very worrying to his colleagues.

According to literature provided by the McKitrick Center, GWSS was at first a disease confined to academics, where it was thought to be controllable...

[Slapshot68]

Or otherwise known as “Insanity.”

[rovenstinez]

I think a good treatment for them would be to take a bus to Icebox, Minnesota. That ought to get rid of this disease, especially if they hurry!

[period end of story]

The War on Climate Terror (WOCT) can be very stressful!

[Nailbiter]

The stress is from not screaming/beating the stupid a-holes perpetrating this psuedo -science , money grab

[NewHampshireDuo]

Remember just after the 2000 election when “psychologists” in Florida were treating acute cases of BDS?

[LRS]

Sue Al Gore. Make him PROVE his statements.

[Smokin' Joe]

Well, at least there is one thing they can blame on it. Sheesh!

[BunnySlippers]

Al Gore is the poster child for GWSS.

[littlehouse36]

Antidote for GWSS: Kill your TV, bury it in a landfill. Move on.

[RangerM]

McKitrick Center for the Especially Disturbed

Seriously, does anybody think this is as funny as I do?

Is this place in California? Maybe they could get some of that medical marijuana. That ought to immobilize them, or at least keep them running between the TV and the fridge; instead of amuck

[stayathomemom]

Dr Hyde explained, “All the classic manifestations are there. Mayor Bloomberg didn’t actually say—yet—that we should hunt down and kill those who exhale exorbitant amounts of carbon dioxide, but he implied it.”

Looks like we should ban the Olympics, and for that matter, all major sporting events where athletes might become winded.

[Hatteras]

There's a cure for that, you know....

[Dixie Yooper]

When your common sense is trying to tell you the truth and you ignorant bullheadedness won’t allow you to admit the truth, something is going to break...

[sauropod]

read

[napscoordinator]

Oh my Gosh!!! You have got to be kidding. What losers these folks must be. I tell you I never think about Global Warming unless I am on FR. In fact, if not for FR, I probably would not even know about Global Warming. lol.

[ishabibble]

Chicken Little in a straitjacket!

[HenpeckedCon]

Global warming stress syndrome is also rare here in the Boston area. Lately we’ve been more worried about getting frostbite than we are about “heat trapping” gas emissions.

[LRS]

Indeed. Al Gore is also the nut screaming “Fire!” in the crowded theater. If he could, Al would set a fire just to claim the title of “hero”...

[G Larry]

GWSS = The stress resulting from scientists who know better trying to convince others of their lies.
They feel guilty rationalizing that limiting industry and population growth justifies their false correlations and campain to increase their own funding.