Dare one ask how you know that the taste of spam resembles haunch'o'human...and if that knowledge comes from personal experience?
:-)
"It was a theory of mine that former cannibals of Oceania now feasted on Spam because Spam came the nearest to approximating the porky taste of human flesh. "Long Pig" as they called a cooked human being in much of Melanesia. It was a fact that the people-eaters of the Pacific had all evolved, or perhaps degenerated, into Spam-eaters. And in the absence of Spam they settled for corned beef, which also had a corpsy flavor."
As quoted by Oliver Sacks in his book The Island of the Colorblind.
I should also note that Dr Sacks is a bit sceptical about this.
See my post in 105