[forkinsocket]

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[Walmartian]

[xp38]

OK...That’s it!!! No more orders to Acme Landmines from now on!!!

[Eddie01]

[insert applause .gif here]

[Lancey Howard]

[Ann Archy]

“What’s that in the road, a head”?

[Eagles6]

"Premature detonation". I can hear the virgins giggling behind their veils now.

I heard somewhere that those who are "martyred" in this way have to share virgins with those who bought it in the cartoon jihad.

[RavenATB]

Time to watch out for a string of “copy-cat crimes”.

[CaptRon]

The bodies of the mullah and his two sons, both under 15 years old, remained [all over]at the site of the blast, he said.

[Joan Kerrey]

Would a workmen’s comp claim be appropriate or should attorneys go the route of defective manufacturing civil case against the maker?

[RichInOC]

MULLAH: WHAT HAPPEN?
SHAITAN: YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.
SON 1: WHAT!
SON 2: IT'S YOU!!
SHAITAN: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!
SHAITAN: ALL YOUR SOUL ARE BELONG TO US.
SHAITAN: HA HA HA HA....
MULLAH AND SONS: WHAT YOU SAY!!

[Palladin]

Gee, what a shame.

Condolences to the family of these dear departed terrorists.

(Remember, we can’t say bad things about dead people. ( See Tom Lantos thread.)

[Ezekiel]

The bodies of the mullah and his two sons, both under 15 years old, remained at the site of the blast, he said.

Oh no, does this mean they were... Left Behind? So much for being blown to Kingdom Come.

(They blowed up real good, though.)

[sheik yerbouty]

Another case of premature jihadulation! Allahu fubar!