Mullah accidently blows up self, sons

News.com.au ^ | February 11, 2008 | Staff

[forkinsocket]

A LANDMINE blew up in the home of a religious cleric in southern Afghanistan, killing the mullah, two of his sons and two other men who had been preparing an attack, police said today.

The cleric's wife was critically wounded in the blast in their compound in the southern province of Helmand late yesterday, and a daughter was hurt, provincial police chief General Mohammad Hussein Andiwal said.

The bodies of the mullah and his two sons, both under 15 years old, remained at the site of the blast, he said.

Other people in the compound said two other men were killed but their bodies had been removed before police arrived, he said.

[RichInOC]

MULLAH: WHAT HAPPEN?
SHAITAN: YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.
SON 1: WHAT!
SON 2: IT'S YOU!!
SHAITAN: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!
SHAITAN: ALL YOUR SOUL ARE BELONG TO US.
SHAITAN: HA HA HA HA....
MULLAH AND SONS: WHAT YOU SAY!!

[Palladin]

Gee, what a shame.

Condolences to the family of these dear departed terrorists.

(Remember, we can’t say bad things about dead people. ( See Tom Lantos thread.)

[Ezekiel]

The bodies of the mullah and his two sons, both under 15 years old, remained at the site of the blast, he said.

Oh no, does this mean they were... Left Behind? So much for being blown to Kingdom Come.

(They blowed up real good, though.)

[jws3sticks]

L & R,

Like your "tag line".

I guess at the end of the day, I don't really give a "rip" about the entire family, building a bomb to try to kill our troops.

Insha'Allah, as they say...

[sheik yerbouty]

Another case of premature jihadulation! Allahu fubar!